novelAmusing Idiot (Part Two)
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Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
After listening to Hong Dali's questions, Lin Chuyin replied without a second thought, "Oh, Lucifer said that there was a small problem with part of my instructions and he has corrected it for me."
"Lucifer? The name sounds so cool!" Hong Dali opened his eyes wide."It sounds familiar... Eh? Isn't he the legendary Angel of Misfortune who has the ability to curse people? Is he talking to you? Quickly, let me see too!"
Just then, Lucifer texted: "Chuyin, is Hong Dali talking to you?"
Lin Chuyin replied, "Oh, Dali says he wants to talk to you."
Lucifer was irked."Alright, it seems there was no point in telling you to keep it a secret..."
Hong Dali sat next to Chyin and reached out to type into the text file."Handsome, you are Lucifer? Aiya Aiya, idol! I have heard of you! Rumor has it that whoever you curse will be plagued by misfortune! That's a very scary ability. Have you cursed anyone recently?"
Hong Dali asked curiously, "Eh, that's how we are usually! Is there anything wrong?" As he spoke he turned to Chuyin and asked, "Chuyin, a kiss?"
"Oh, what is a kiss?" Lin Chuyin asked.
Hong Dali leaned over to her and gave her a kiss with smooch sound."Just like that." This fellow acted really fast...
"Oh, so it's like that..." The little lass had no reaction at all...
Although Lin Chuyin did not react, Lucifer reacted violently."Bastard! How dare you kiss my Chuyin! Even I have not kissed her before. Ahhhhhhhhhh!"
The Hong Dali on his screen ruffled his hair and typed: "Ah, that's right. I remember now! You like Chuyin, right?"
You lowlife with an IQ under a hundred, did you realize that only now?!
Lucifer raged."Hong Dali! I declare war on you! I want to challenge you! I will show you what terror is with the power of my curses!"
Hong Dali looked at the camera and turned around."Why would I want to accept your challenge?"
Lucifer: "..."
Lucifer was so mad he stomped his feet in anger."You snatched my Chuyin from me!"
Hong Dali replied, "Oh, this doesn't count as snatching her from you. Does Chuyin even like you?"
Lucifer:" I..."
Seated in front of the computer, Lucifer was deeply wounded by Hong Dali's words. He simmered for a while before finally replying, "Alright, alright. You win. I find that talking to a fool like you makes me one too..."
Hong Dali said, "What's wrong with being a fool? I can be happy all day long without any troubles. No need to think about anything, all I have to do is do whatever I want to. Life would be so tiring otherwise. Aren't you tired?"
Lucifer: "I'm doing fine. For now, at least."
Hong Dali: "Good. In that case, you have a good future ahead of you. Why don't you be a fool like me? Be happy and carefree every day, and do as you wish? What do you think? Oh right, oh right, there was a killer after me previously. I turned him into a fool and now he is going back to kill his boss..."
Lucifer: "..."
Lucifer: "How did you do that? So powerful?"
Hong Dali: "It was simple. The job he accepted was worth only five hundred million. By the time it got to him, his share was probably not a lot. So, I offered one billion. He turned into a fool and left happily..."
Lucifer: "That works too?"
Hong Dali: "Why not?"
Lucifer: "How much do you think I'm worth, then?"
Hong Dali: "You? I think it would take at least five billion to turn you into a fool. Do you accept installments?"
Dammit, are you buying a house? Down-payment followed by installments? Do you want to use a provident fund as well?
Lucifer: "Alright. No matter what, I'm glad you think I'm worth five billion. Let's just leave it at that for now. My friend is back. I think I will be a happy fool like you said and go play a game."
Hong Dali: "Girlfriend?"
Lucifer: "Eh? Why would you ask that?"
Hong Dali: "Fools only have two kinds of friends. One is another fool, and the other is a girlfriend. I think there are no other fools here suited to be your friend, so that leaves a girlfriend..."
Impressive deductions! Lucifer could only accept defeat."All right. It's a girlfriend. She paid five thousand yuan for me to play games with her. Yes, she's quite nice and pretty. Her figure is good. But too bad, she's not very good at gaming."
Hong Dali: "Oh, oh. That's not bad. You should reciprocate if someone is good to you. I like that! Back to the topic on hand, how about I offer five million to sponsor you for a month?"Hong Dali: "It looks like you have the potential to be a fool! I offer ten million to sponsor you and your girlfriend!"
Lucifer: "Who would my girlfriend belong to, then?"
Hong Dali: "That's a deep question. There's no easy solution... Okay, okay, why don't we do it this way. I offer five million to sponsor your girlfriend and she, in turn, will sponsor you for two million. What do you think?"
Lucifer: "Do you believe I will kill you?"
Hong Dali: "A fool could never bear to kill another fool... All right. Let's think of this problem another time..."
Lucifer: "That's that, then. See you."
Hong Dali: "Eh? You're leaving just like that? Say hi to your girlfriend for me. Oh right, you should be able to see what is happening here?"
Lucifer: "Yes. Why?"
Hong Dali quickly put his arm over Lin Chuyin's shoulder and hugged her tightly, leaning his head towards hers. He exuberantly flashed a V sign at the camera and laughed."Dali Creates Miracles!"
Lucifer: "..."
After turning off the monitoring device and the text file, Lucifer gnashed his teeth angrily."The bastard! He's provoking me!"
"Darling, who were you chatting with?" The beauty put down her purchases and wrapped herself around Lucifer's arm. She smiled and asked, "Is that a lady from some good family? Introduce her to me?"
"Ah, It's not a female." Lucifer took a deep breath before replying with a smile."It's a... carefree fool!"
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"Dali, who were you chatting with just now?" Hong Dali had left Lin Chuyin and returned to the mechanical arm, Running Dog. Tang Muxin asked softly, "You were smiling so happily. Who were you chatting with?"
"Ah, that." Hong Dali grinned."It was a fool-to-be. He's interesting. I like him!"
Pfft!
Tang Muxin burst out laughing."Whoever mixes with you is bound to become a fool sooner or later. I'm already used to it. Yes, let's not bother about that. Dali, Running Dog should be almost ready? It seems to be almost done just now."
"I think so." Hong Dali chuckled."I think it will be ready soon. After that, all we have to do is wait and see when our aircraft carriers will arrive. When the time comes, it will be best if we integrate Running Dog into the aircraft carrier."
"You want to transform the aircraft carriers?" Tang Muxin asked in surprise."What are you going to transform them into?"
"They should definitely be transformed!" Hong Dali answered without a second thought."Both the aircraft carriers are but empty shells. Without electronics, they are just metal ships. I will definitely have to transform them, but what should I transform them into?"
The two aircraft carriers were indeed just empty shells. It was obvious that the internal electronics would have been dismantled and removed. To put it bluntly, they were just plain metal ships. They were old and if left aside, would do nothing but rust. He might as well have bought scrap metal. Why else would Merika have sold them to him so easily?
Hong Dali may not be the most intelligent person, but it was obvious he was no fool.
"Dali... are you thinking of... transforming them back into regular aircraft carriers?" Tang Muxin asked, "Are you thinking of declaring war?"
"Why would I want to go to war?" Hong Dali sniffled."Do I look like a violent person?"
Tang Muxin was just setting her mind at ease when Hong Dali turned his head and spoke to Lin Chuyin, "But then, the aircraft carriers don't look good if they are so bare. Chuyin, install some super electromagnetic guns on them or something. That will make them look more imposing!"
Lin Chuyin agreed without hesitation."Oh, Okay."
My god...
"Dali, let's not talk about what kind of weapons to install." Tang Muxin held on tightly to Hong Dali's arm."Shall we discuss what you intend to name the two aircraft carriers? Shall we think of something that sounds more impressive?"
"That's a good idea." Hong Dali stroked his chin as he thought."Yes, let's make one of them airborne and call it Big Bird! Make the other one submersible and call it Big Fish!"
Tang Muxin felt aggrieved. They were aircraft carriers, after all. To call one Big Bird and the other Big Fish...Hong Dali immediately commanded the mechanical arm, Running Dog."Running Dog! get me a chocolate bar!"
"Received." The mechanical arm, Running Dog, immediately ran slowly towards the fridge, opened it, and scanned the contents. After approximately two seconds, it started to take the chocolate bar!
Hong Dali and everyone else held their breath, waiting to see if it would be successful this time!
Soon, Running Dog retrieved an chocolate bar from the fridge and handed it over to Hong Dali.
Everyone looked at the chocolate bar. It was packaged in a dark brown wrapper, longish with rounded ends. It was the chocolate bar Hong Dali wanted!
"Wahahahaha! Success! Success!"
Everyone cheered. Lin Chuyin tilted her head and looked at Running Dog. Suddenly, she said, "Oh, the four decimal places after the dot... so that's the difference between humans and machines..."
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