novelGreatest Barbecue Under the Heavens
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Chapter 1779 - Greatest Barbecue Under the Heavens
"It smells so good! I'm already starting to swallow my saliva!" The Heavenly Horned Ant took a sniff, continuously releasing sighs of praise, praising Shi Hao's culinary skills. When he roasted food, it was always just that authentic.
When the others heard this, they really were about to faint. This ant clearly hung around Shi Hao for too long, thus becoming a habitual offender, already almost 'specialized' in these topics.
Only, inside the copper palace, those people were so angry their livers were hurting, stomaches sore. This was absolutely intolerable. Did they end up becoming meat on a plate?
"Younger generation, you are bullying others too far!" A sect master shouted, seething with rage, pointing his finger from within.
"I am bullying you, so what? If you can't accept it, then come over, I will personally roast you with my own two hands!" Shi Hao shot him a look of disdain, not treating his words like a big deal at all.
In Shi Hao's opinion, those who stuck together with Immortal Palace definitely weren't good people, all of them his enemies. In reality, he had also checked, finding out that this was indeed the case.
Not a single one of them were of the good sort. Heavenly Country's vice lord, Demonic Sunflower Garden's creatures, Underworld Earth's skeletons, as well as Jin and Wang Family's people, these were all enemies he had grudges with.
"You are angering us too far!" Smoke was spouting through his seven orifices, really wishing to slap him to death with a single slap. However, he really didn't dare go over by himself.
Right now, who wasn't aware of Huang's strength in the Nine Heavens Ten Earths? He didn't die even after fighting endlessly in Desolate Border, his own strength incomparable in his generation. Apart from supreme beings, no one could control him.
Meanwhile, in this region, with their cultivation levels restricted, if they fought at the same level, even supreme beings might nurse a grievance, fall here.
"It smells so good! Which one of them has been fully roasted?" Cao Yusheng looked inside.
"Evil thing, you all are courting death!" Immortal Palace's number two's eyes were cold. He truly was angered to the extreme. This was too humiliating for them.
Moreover, this result was actually caused by Huang. If it was some other great vicious being in the lower realms, then he would admit that he was unlucky, but it was that Stone Clan youngster they thought was crippled.
In his opinion, this was their prisoner, someone who had been suppressed by their sect's true immortal, should have already been crippled. However now, he actually retaliated! It was intolerable.
"This old thing, still talking back... increase the heat!" Cao Yusheng shouted.
"I'm here, I'm here, don't start without me!" A silver haired little girl ran in this direction from the distance.
Her figure was slender, her shiny silver hair hanging down to her waist, her large eyes were brilliant like rubies. It was precisely the Lunar Jade Rabbit. Even after so many years passed, her appearance didn't really change, still like a porcelain doll.
"I'm the best at roasting! How can this feast of such high level ingredients lack me?" The rabbit cried out, adding to the flame here.
Princess Yao Yue, Exiled Immortal and the others looked at each other in dismay. They all felt like this group weren't normal people, too savage, even a cute little rabbit loving meat like this.
Ah...
Inside the palace, there was someone who couldn't withstand it anymore. It was because the crimson dragon, Shi Hao, and Heavenly Horned Ant really were going at it. Fiery light overflowed, all dao flames, pouring into the palace and covering those people.
This wasn't an illusion. Even in the Void God Realm, there was still a strong meat cooking fragrance.
"Lord have mercy! This old one is going to stake it all against you!" Someone roared out.
Shi Hao immediately replied. His precious figure was dignified, the expression on his face serious."Lord have mercy! Old thing, you can just come at me!"
"Huang, you dare disrespect the great predecessors?!" That sect master was furious, panicking, cursing out, no longer caring about his appearance. This was completely different from his normal temperament.
"I will just cook you all the same!" Shi Hao only had these words in reply.
"Motherfucking... Huang, I'm going to..." Inside the bronze palace, those sect masters completely lost their dignified appearances, completely furious, all of them anxious, some of them cursing out endlessly.
Qing Yi, Chang Gongyan, Exiled Immortal, Princess Yao Yue and the others were stunned as well, all of them feeling that this was a bit absurd. The normally well-tempered, calm and unflustered, noble sect masters were now even more crude than those in the marketplace, cursing that youngster.
This really was too unexpected!
"Huang, I curse eighteen generation of your ancestors! Are you not scared of retribution?!"
"Stone Clan's bastard, you won't die a proper death! You son will be born without an anus, this old one won't let you go even after becoming a ghost. I'm going to stake it all against you!"
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These people's sleeves were all pulled up, all of them furious at Shi Hao. Their expressions were cold, releasing endless curses, all of them furious to the extreme, unable to endure this type of treatment.
Yue Chan was speechless, rubbing her forehead with her hand. Were these still 'virtuous and prestigious' seniors? The normally sincere Chang Gongyan's lips twitched, checking if he didn't hear incorrectly.
These youngsters were all speechless. These old things really were quite vicious with their cursing, they had never seen this side of them before.
Of course, they could also understand why this was happening. Anyone would go insane after running into a scoundrel like Huang. This not only forced one down a path of death, it was even more so a type of mockery and humiliation.
Was there any instance of being cooked like this? These were a group of sect masters!
"You are the bastard, your entire family is made up of bastards..."
The others were watching with enthusiasm, clicking their tongues in wonder, while the Lunar Jade Rabbit went straight into battle, shouting out. Her little face was fine and beautiful, a country toppling beauty, but when she berated others, it was instead extremely fierce.
The group of people really didn't know what to say. She looked so pretty, yet she was so aggressive, this really was a unique example! Even the big mouthed Fatty Cao and Heavenly Horned Ant looked at each other in dismay, conceding in defeat.
"You all..." There was someone who released a low roar, releasing a vicious gust of fist wind, sending it smashing over.
However, this was completely useless. Shi Hao didn't even have to take action. The scarlet dragon's eyes widened, with a sweep of its tail, it was directly sent back, breaking that person's fist.
"Why did you push it back in? He's already just about cooked through, the best time to slow cook. Bring him over so we can cook him in more detail." Shi Hao criticized.
"Fine!" The scarlet dragon lowered his head and endured it, grabbing that arm, and then forcibly seized him over.
"Everyone, don't be too polite. I invite all of you to eat your fill, drink as much as you want. How great is this?" Shi Hao called everyone over. He brought over a giant rock from the distance with unmatched divine force, the rock resembled a small mountain. It was because otherwise, there was a bloody marsh below them, really not convenient for sitting on.
Everyone's bodies shone, trembling. Then, they all became clean and free of dirt. They followed Shi Hao onto the giant rock, sitting down, blocking those sect masters in the bronze palace.
"It really is too humiliating!" A voice sounded from within the bronze palace.
"I won't eat anything human formed." The lunar jade rabbit said.
"This is a convention, I won't eat anything like that either!" Shi Hao nodded.
"En, let's see which ones aren't human form, we have to pick them out." The Heavenly Horned Ant said.
The others were speechless, all of them revealing understanding expressions. These were all repeated offenders, used to this, quite picky in these matters.
"Not bad, my disciple grabbed over a demonic bird, most suitable for roasting!" Shi Hao said.
Then, he smacked that sect master down, making it reveal its true body, producing a three-layered true flame, covering him within.
"Shouldn't we pluck it first?" Cao Yusheng asked.
"En, it'll be easier to pluck the hair after we roast it a bit. I'll leave it to you." Shi Hao threw it over to Cao Yusheng, and then said seriously, "Recently, I decided not to take lives."
Not take lives my ass! Many people wanted to shout out. He already reached this point, yet he still wanted to look like a saint, this really was ridiculous.
Cao Yusheng rolled his eyes. However, he still accepted these stupid words, taking the responsibility of killing and cleaning.
An hour later, the group of people were all praising the taste of the food on the giant rock.
"Wu, it's so fragrant! That stinky stone brat's skills really are good, still worthy of praise." The Lunar Jade Rabbit's cheeks were puffed, gorging herself, her large eyes now already like moons, clearly enjoying herself.
"It is still the same skills, the same taste, the same meat fragrance. Worthy of being the barbecue king -- Huang!" This was the Heavenly Horned Ant's praise.
"Skills equivalent to a master, the king of food!" These were Cao Yusheng's words.
The group of people were almost about to faint. Just what kind of people were these? They were a bunch of freaks, birds of a feather. Even this can be praised? However, it really was delicious, the taste superb!
Even though Qing Yi, Princess Yao Yue and the others cursed silently, they didn't skimp out on eating. If it wasn't because there were a lot of people here, they might have thrown aside their images of virtuous ladies.
"Even if my cultivation is truly crippled, I won't die of hunger in the lower realms! At the very least, I'll have this exceptional skill, right?" Shi Hao put on a narcissistic appearance, boasting and praising himself.
Everyone immediately shot him a look of disdain.
"Huang, are you really going to be crippled in the end? I really am gratified!" Among the sect masters, there was someone who sneered, feeling joy.
He was going for broke too. Either way, there was no good end, so he might as well step on Shi Hao a bit more.
"I am extremely grateful too, that I can eat you!" Shi Hao immediately fished him out. In this place, the two of them weren't at the same level at all. Shi Hao greatly exceeded the limit, practically unmatched.
"This is a Hou, not bad. I always wanted to give your race a try, and now, there was one brought right to our front door." Cao Yusheng roared with laughter.
"Let's not roast them one by one, we can just enjoy everything to our heart's content." Shi Hao began to personally set his hand at it.
With a peng sound, Heavenly Country's vice lord was seized. In the end, they discovered that this was a half humanoid half beast creature, leaving them vexed. He killed it with a slap, throwing him into the mud.
"It's your turn now!" Shi Hao moved forward, staring at Immortal Palace's number two. With a great smile, he said, "A divine bird, excellent! Even Immortal Palace's second strongest is about to become delicious food. This time, we can basically call it the greatest barbecue under the heavens, right?"
Indeed, with so many figures of this level, so many powerful individuals, if they were all roasted, then it was definitely a great event that would shock the higher realm!
Calling it the greatest barbecue under the heavens wasn't going too far!
One could imagine what kind of expressions outsiders would have after they heard of this matter.
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