novelRetarded Dragon Customer Service
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Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
Advertisements broadcasted one after the other.
The little black dragon was like a mental hospital escapee as it continued to thrash about.
An Lin looked on with a suicidal expression.
Xu Xiaolan's heart throbbed with pain as she stroked An Lin's back and waited for the advertisements to end.
Five minutes later...
"The advertisements have concluded. Do you still want to see the Azure Dragon Heart Essence?" the little white dragon's voice sounded again.
"Yes..." An Lin felt like he was on the brink of death.
The little white dragon wiggled its backside again."To confirm, grab the first ball. To decline, grab the second ball. To return to the last level, grab the third ball..."
Xu Xiaolan immediately grabbed the first ball.
"Come on, come on...." An Lin gritted his teeth.
The little white dragon nodded."You have chosen to see the Azure Dragon Heart Essence. If you spend a million spirit stones, you will receive the opportunity to enter the treasure-level infernal dragon trial, would you like to take this opportunity?"
An Lin: "???"
The little white dragon: "If you do, please grab the first ball. If you don't please grab the second ball..."
Xu Xiaolan repressed her rage and grabbed the second ball.
The little white dragon continued, "You have chosen to decline."
"Then, if you spend five hundred thousand spirit stones, you can receive an eighth-grade infertility immortal pill made by the Blood Dragon Maiden. Would you like to purchase one?" the little white dragon continued.
"Is there no f*cking end to this?" An Lin wailed with grief as spittle dribbled down his chin.
The little white dragon."If you do, please grab the first ball. If you don't..."
Xu Xiaolan immediately grabbed the second ball.
The little white dragon: "... please grab the sixth ball."
Deathly silence ensued.
"I'm sorry, an error has been detected. Please restart the Dragon Seeking Navigator system."
The little white dragon self-detonated.
The white dragon ball reappeared on the platform, as if nothing had ever happened...
Xu Xiaolan's eyes widened, and she was completely rooted to the spot.
"Pfff!"
An Lin threw up a mouthful of blood and fainted on the spot.
"Senior An Lin!"
"Mr. An Lin!"
"Papa!"
"Daddy..."
"Waah... I'm so sorry, An Lin..."
Xu Xiaolan and all of the dragons mourned for An Lin.
Bai Xue and the others had never used the normal service before, so they did not know that it was such a b*tch. However, Bai Xue still volunteered to be the operator.
The dragon ball was crushed, and the little white dragon appeared.
"Thank you for summoning the Dragon Seeking Navigator. I am your beloved Xiao Baibai. May I please ask what you require assistance with?"
"For normal services, please grab the first...
"Do you want to be strong and erect like me? Do you want to be able to last all night every night like...
"Hey guys, I'm the scum scum dragon! Trade your equipment with...
"You have chosen to see the Azure Dragon Heart Essence. If you spend a million spirit stones...
"If you spend fifty thousand spirit stones...
"If you spend two hundred spirit stones, you can get a yearly membership that gets rid of all ads..."
...
Thirty minutes later.
The little white dragon performed a song and a dance."Lalala... Lalala... I'm the adorable Xiao Baibai. Lightning crashes down from the sky, but they can't catch me..."
Everyone listened to it expressionlessly.
"Ding Dong!
"Congratulations, you can now see the Azure Dragon Heart Essence!"
The little white dragon announced with a wide grin.
Xu Xiaolan heaved a long sigh. The retarded dragon customer service had finally concluded.
Rumble...
The gate within the palace began to open.
Bai Xue had tears welling up in her eyes.
The little white dragon suddenly said again, "You may now see the Azure Dragon Heart Essence. If you spend a hundred thousand spirit stones, you will be provided with all types of spirit fruits and alcoholic beverages, would you like to make the purchase?
"If you do, please grab the first..."
A delicate palm crashed down upon the little white dragon's face with a boundless dragon might, crushing its face before making its entire body explode.
"F*CK OFF!"
Bam!!!
The little white dragon was slapped into nonexistence by Xu Xiaolan.
Everyone was astonished to see this.
However, they also derived a strange sense of satisfaction.
The two little azure dragons placed An Lin on the black brick and used it as a stretcher to carry An Lin deeper into the palace.
After passing through a final gate that was emanating rippling, azure light, a new scene was presented before their eyes.
Xu Xiaolan could feel the True Dragon bloodline within her body pulsing and throbbing. It was exhibiting extreme yearning toward something, as if obtaining it would be the equivalent of obtaining the entire world.
Azure essential power flowed through space like a river.
At the very center of the river was an azure dragon with its body coiled and was currently taking a nap.
At the center of its coiled body, brilliant azure light erupted forth. This was an essential power that was rich and abundant to the extreme.
As one's gaze pierced through the essential power, one could barely make out an azure object that looked like a snowflake with eight arms. The purest power was emanating relentlessly from this snowflake-like object and the power fluctuated, as if it were a beating heart.
All of the dragons present, including Xu Xiaolan, were struck by the urge to concede and kneel down to that object, as if it were the true meaning of this world and the only thing that was eternal.
Xu Xiaolan was struck by an uncontrollable urge to approach it.
However, there were terrifying restrictions and enchantment barriers around the azure dragon. Those were all at a level above the Dao Integration Stage, and they struck her with an extreme sense of peril.
"Papa, Papa!"
"Look!"
"This is the Azure Dragon Heart Essence you wanted to see!"
The two little azure dragons pushed An Lin along on his black brick.
An Lin immediately rose from the dead upon hearing this and abruptly sat up on his black brick before staring at the Azure Dragon Heart Essence with intense attention.
In his sea of vital energy, the little black dragon was no longer thrashing about. It raised its head and was also looking on with a blank expression.
A burst of invisible power slowly pierced through the sea of vital energy and flowed into the little black dragon's body.
"Welcome, friends of our Azure Dragon Tribe."
"An Lin, Xu Xiaolan, thank you for what you have done for our Azure Dragon Tribe... Furthermore, I must congratulate Ms. Xu Xiaolan on successfully becoming a guardian deity of our Azure Dragon Tribe..." a benevolent yet prestigious voice sounded.
The azure dragon coiled around the Azure Dragon Heart Essence opened its pure, golden eyes.
Those eyes were extremely pure and beautiful, giving one a sense that they were looking into boundless warmth and happiness.
Xu Xiaolan and An Lin were both entranced by those captivating eyes.
An Lin detected the azure dragon's aura and was surprised to find that this was a God of Creation dragon! In fact, it looked more like the Holy Beast Azure Dragon than the little black dragon in his sea of vital energy did!
"Xu Xiaolan pays her respects to the Clear Origin Dragon." Xu Xiaolan extended a respectful bow.
"An Lin pays his respects to Mr. Clear Origin Dragon." An Lin followed suit.
The azure dragon was quite polite to them, so they naturally had to return the favor.
Even though the retarded dragon customer service still left a very bitter taste in An Lin and Xu Xiaolan's mouths, it had nothing to do with the Clear Origin Dragon, so they couldn't really blame it.
A friendly smile appeared on the Clear Origin Dragon's face."The fact that you were able to pass through the Dragon Seeking Navigator, which was designed by me, shows that you really do have the right to see the Azure Dragon Heart Essence. You can inspect it all you want from outside the spell formations and enchantment barriers. Feel free to help yourselves."
The veins on An Lin and Xu Xiaolan's foreheads bulged!
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