novelWhat A Waste Of Energy
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Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
Gu Mengmeng was so appeased by Elvis till her anger subsided and she smiled through her tears, poking his forehead harshly. She slowly started talking, "Firstly, don't use me as a wager when you're betting with others, including but not limiting to battles, understand?"
Elvis immediately nodded his head and said, "Understood." Then, he shook his head frantically and said, "No no."
Gu Mengmeng frowned, growling, "Why not?"
Elvis explained, "When males in the Beast World pursue females, they've to challenge their partners to a battle and they've to win their partners to be given the right to pursue the females. You're so beautiful so you'll definitely have a lot of pursuers in the future. If I don't accept the challenge, I will be acknowledging them to pursue you. I can't do that, no no."
Gu Mengmeng face-palmed, did a physical-education teacher instill these love values in the Beast World? Why the hell were they so simple and crude? Defeating someone else's husband implied that they could pursue others' wives? Did they think that they're bandits?!
Gu Mengmeng said, "You all are sure that I'm the messenger of the Beast Deity, right?"
Elvis and Lea nodded their heads together.
Gu Mengmeng added, "The messenger of the Beast Deity can set rules in the Beast World, right?"
Elvis and Lea glanced at each other and nodded their head after reaching a common consensus in silence.
Gu Mengmeng continued, "From this moment onwards, we have to change the rule of males professing their love to females. When pursuing a female, the male has to first express his love to her and if the female takes a fancy for him, she will then send her own male to battle with that pursuer to judge his actual strength before deciding whether to accept the love from the pursuer. Damn it, if the female doesn't even take a fancy for the male, what is the male battling her partner for? Even if his head was swollen until it looks like a pig head from the battle, the female would not even bat an eye, what a waste of energy."
Elvis looked at Lea and Lea looked at Elvis, both of them not saying a word. After all, this method of expressing their love had lasted for more than a thousand years, changing it... was not the work of a single day.
Gu Mengmeng saw through their worry and she patted Elvis's shoulder, saying, "Leave others to do what they want. But for me, this will be the rule. Damn it, if they want to hit my husband, shouldn't they ask for my opinion first? For someone's sake, can they please look at the owner when hitting her Siberian husky?"
Elvis felt that there was nothing wrong with her words so he nodded his head earnestly and said, "Alright, I'll only battle with the males you take a fancy for in the future. If he can defeat me, I'll not stop him from pursuing you."
Gu Mengmeng patted Elvis's shoulders, feeling gratified as if she finally persuaded a husky from tearing down the entire house.
Seeing how Gu Mengmeng did not look that angry anymore, Elvis felt that his answer was not that bad after all so he decided to continue his victorious pursuit and ask everything when Gu Mengmeng was still in a good mood. Thus, he cleared his throat and asked, "What... is a husky?"
Lea landed a slap on his own forehead, was this low IQ fellow in front of him really Elvis? Was his image as a wise and courageous, calm and powerful, mighty tribe leader going to collapse like that? Although he was not skilled in manipulating someone's heart, when battling with external enemies, despite the enemy being hard to defeat, he was not that dumb to run after the enemy who has surrendered to ask, "Hey, why aren't you hitting me?"
Lea sighed deeply and thought to himself, "Mighty tribe leader, have you not realize that the person in front of you... is an enemy you can't defeat? Why are you treating yourself like this?"
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