novelIf There are No Demons To Farm, We Will Create Them
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Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
A week later.
In the System Cyber Cafe, Fang Ning furrowed his brows as he leaned on one side of the couch. He placed his right arm on the armrest supporting his chin with his eyes closed, maintaining a posture of a thinker.
He had been in this position for two whole hours.
Fang Ning said that since the messages had been completely gathered, he needed to start thinking, so he asked that Sir System not disturb him.
Sir dared not distract Mr. Rich Boss' thoughts. it kept its promise to the tee and did not make a?single sound.
It was not until sir noticed the "snores" that started coming from the thinker that it realized that it had been fooled again...
A wooden fish fluttered towards Fang Ning's ears soundlessly.
"Bang bang bang..." A rapid voice was heard, which scared Fang Ning so much that he almost fell to the ground.
"What's going on, did Zhi Nan that old devil enter? That's great, quickly press him down, Sir!"
Fang Ning yelled subconsciously.
"I'll need to press you down instead... Are you actually thinking or taking the opportunity to nap?"
Fang Ning was more than speechless."Did you forget, in the past I've worked overtime and apprehended a Dream-cultivation Method, and I've actually had some small achievements. I was getting inspiration from my dream just now, but as I was finally getting some ideas, you cut me off again..."
Once Sir System heard what he said, it softened its tone and said in hesitation, "Could it be that I've misunderstood you again?"
"Of course you did, " Fang Ning said confidently, "But luckily I still remember some. Listen..."
Followed by that, Fang Ning explained his thoughts.
"Mr. Rich Boss, you're so smart. In this case, should Zhi Nan dare to obstruct us from farming experiences again, he'll only die!" Sir System said with excitement.
"That's right, they all think that we're cultivating the Path of Heavenly Punishment, but are completely clueless about the nature of your system. We're only farming, but the ones we farm are evil demons.
"Since Zhi Nan is stealing everything on the outside, we'll create demons by ourselves on the inside! Let's see if he dares to come, if he does, he'll have to lay down even if he's the demon lord!" Fang Ning said as he clenched his teeth.
"Mr. Rich Boss, you said it right, my admiration towards you now is endless like a surging river, and uncontrollable like the overflowing Yellow River..."
"Hmph, stop bootlicking unnecessarily. Next time, remember not to hit the wooden fish when I'm sleeping again. You have to know, I'm actually thinking in my dream." Fang Ning took the chance to say that.
The System replied, "Sometimes you might be thinking, but most of the time you're probably sleeping, don't try to fool me."
Fang Ning was at a loss for words, this rebellious child was not easy to handle anymore, he really missed the days when it was still young and listened to everything he said...
Since he could no longer fool it through words, he would have to hold it down through his strengths in the future.
Once Fang Ning thought about this, he made a firm decision to not continue sleeping, but instead cultivate the Dragonization Ability.
Alright, he was, in fact, sleeping just now...
Some time later, Sir System said abruptly, "Others are still alright, what about the ambergris? Last time you said that only years-old dragons can have it, those dragon saliva that I spat out aren't able to form ambergris yet."
Fang Ning thought."Years-old dragon? There's one, wasn't it just here? Hehe..."
"Hehe, you're right, Mr. Rich Boss." Upon hearing that, Sir System laughed as well.
Instantly, the System Space was filled with a lively atmosphere.
...
In a courtyard in Truth Department's Headquarter Base.
On the rooftop, Mini Azure Dragon and Stygian Snake were gazing at each other in dismay at a bottle of dark yellow pills.
"As the True Dragon, aren't you being shameless? Big brother gave us 8 bottles then, you stole all of them away, and you're taking one bottle to fool me now, how can this be?"
"Hmph, it's already a good deal for you that I'm willing to return one. Any more than this, I'm afraid that you'll feel uncomfortable from having too much, and it'll be bad for your digestion. Take it if you want it, if not I'll recycle it instead." Mini Azure Dragon said in complete disdain.
"Bullshit, it's mine in the first place, how can I not want it?" Stygian Snake curled the jade bottle away and placed it into a small pocket that was always tied to its body.
Afterward, its eyeballs rolled."If you teach me techniques like how to?"fit Sumeru mountain into a mustard seed"?1?, I don't want this bottle of pills then."
"Hmph, you're having a wild imagination. With a small physique like yours, you'll have to cultivate for over ten cycles to learn techniques like that." Mini Azure Dragon was not bothered about it at all.
As it said that, Mini Azure Dragon sneezed continuously for a few times all of a sudden. Layers of clouds and mists vaguely formed over the rooftop, and it looked terrifying indeed.
"Look, you definitely did many similar terrible things, someone is thinking about you."
"Nonsense, I, Long San, am the True Dragon of the upper realm. There are very few who can make me sneeze, unless they're of the similar existence as I am. But how could those beings curse me anyhow?"
Right after it said that, Vigilante A flew down from mid-air.
"Big Brother, why did you come?" When Long Fan saw Vigilante A flying down, it quickly flew up to him to welcome him.
"Oh, I'm here to look for Mister Long San."
"Eh, so that arrogant fellow down there is called Long San? Are there Long Da and Long Er above? Is there a bald dragon as well?" Stygian Snake lowered its head to look at Mini Azure Dragon on the rooftop, it rolled its eyeballs.
"I did hear Dragon Carp speak of Long Da before, but I've never heard it mention about Long Er." Vigilante A shook his head.
"There was never a Long Er, the bald dragon is just nonsense too!" This time, the Mini Azure Dragon had already flown up and was staring at Long Fan ruthlessly.
Long Fan pondered, then turned to say to Long San once it had an idea, "I know, you're actually Long Er!"
Mini Azure Dragon almost vomited blood after hearing what it said, it was then enraged, such that a yellow presence exploded from its body. It looked dignified and sparkling as it turned into its dragon form, and was pressuring towards Stygian Snake.
Stygian Snake only felt its whole body trembling, it was instantly in utter shock. This fellow was truly not one to mess with. It had never seen it rage in the past, it was fortunate to have a supporter.
Without hurry, it hid behind Vigilante A, causing the yellow aura to smack right onto Vigilante A.
Followed by that, three different dragon presences appeared, which were separated into red, green, and purple colors. Each of them were vicious, and they pounced onto the yellow dragon who trespassed his territory to press it down.
Upon seeing the situation, Mini Azure Dragon nodded plainly as if its anxiety was gone. It whipped its tail, then the yellow dragon presence vanished at once.
That was right, Mister Long San was not a three year old child, it would not simply believe that a fellow who popped out of nowhere was a part of the Dragon Clan.
Although it had verified through his look that he was probably the right dragon.
Nonetheless, it was an unfamiliar dragon after all, and the extraordinary world was full of various peculiarities.
Hence, when it returned, it was still extremely worried. Once it admitted its mistakes, it would be ridiculed for ten thousand years, how would it muddle along anymore if even a dragon from its clan admitted fault?
That being said, he had a profound strength while possessing some intelligence, so it could only adopt this method since it could not probe so brazenly.
The presence of a True Dragon could be faked, but the confrontation of dragon aura coming from their bloodline was impossible to be disguised. If one was not a True Dragon, it could not be formed.
However, it was feeling very odd right now. This senior of the Dragon Clan who lived in seclusion actually possessed three different dragon auras.
Each of them were exceptionally authentic, could it be that he was the one in the legend?
Despite that, the existence of that being was only mentioned by their clan leader, none had truly seen him before.
Their clan leader said that he had nine claws, nine transformations, and could gather all miracles of the Dragon Clan into one body.
The True Dragon was the Venerable One of tens of thousands of clans. He was the supreme of the True Dragons, and could repress all holy Buddhas.
When it had a private conversation with Long Da, it had thought that the clan leader was boasting out of habit as it wanted to intimidate some of those lawless beings, so to reduce the workload for the True Dragon.
The upper realm itself was already unstable, every prolonged day mattered...
Now it seemed like that being had known of this fact since the beginning, and had penetrated into this world in advance to develop in secret.
The clan leader was not boasting after all, which was unimaginable...
The result of this secret conflict was an indifferent Vigilante A, as if he were unaware of it atall.
The looks of the Stygian Snake towards Mini Azure Dragon were no longer as disdainful as before, but was instead cautious. It finally understood what "the holy True Dragon is not to be violated" meant.
As for the attitude of Mini Azure Dragon towards Vigilante A, it was being much more respectful and no longer sluggish like before.
After Vigilante A stopped a potential battle between a dragon and a snake, he said, "Mister Long San, I have a favor to ask."
Upon hearing that, Long San said boldly, "Senior, just tell me if there's anything you'd like me to do, if I'm able to do it, I'll do without any hesitation."
"There's no need to put it that way, it's just a trivial matter for you, Mister Long San. I need a huge amount of ambergris, we can sign a long-term supply contract, and those pills that you've taken from before can be the front money."
This time it was completely right, he was truly one from the Dragon Clan. As soon as Mister Long San heard that, the slightest doubt that it had was gone.
Maintaining the orders of the world was one thing, whatever that should belong to oneself could not be lessened even the tiniest bit...
Thus, Long San nodded and said, "Mmm, it's just ambergris, indeed something that I can provide by just opening my mouth... Eh, you need a huge amount of it?"
It secretly felt that something was not right - it was indeed an easy job in the past it just needed to open its mouth; but with its small physique now, how much dragon saliva did it need to spit for them to turn into a huge amount of ambergris?
It would be dried up for sure.
Therefore, it turned its eyes and said, "Senior, if you want ambergris, it's an extremely difficult task for common people. They often use far-fetched counterfeits and spoof our names, but for us, it is indeed a trivial matter that can be done by just opening our mouths.
"It's just that my strength has just recovered, so I'm still in a body of my soul and have not gathered my flesh together, I'm not able to produce it. Senior, if you're willing to continue providing the pills from before to help me regain my flesh, I can try to produce them en mass then."
Right after it said that, over ten bottles of colorful pills appeared in front of it. It dashed forward instantly to sweep them away, and had nothing else to say.
Long Fan was drooling from looking at it, it said in a sigh, "Sigh, you reincarnated well, you're able to exchange your saliva for money. Unlike me who suffers a bitter life, after bustling around in wind and rain, I can only have little earnings."
Long San said scornfully, "Hmph, you think that I was reincarnated? Perhaps it was the case for Long Da, but I was not so blessed!
"I cultivated for three thousand and five hundred cycles and went through innumerable sufferings before I became a True Dragon. After that, Dragon Carp brought me and Long Da to some experiences, where we almost died for a few times, it was after those experiences that I was officially included in the Dragon Clan."
When Fang Ning heard that, he felt elated instantly.
He thought to himself, 'Well, Long San didn't have it the easy way, in comparison, Sir System cultivated three dragon forms of different attributes in just one year. I must say, recharging with money is really fast. '
Thus, he said to Sir System, "Alright, the essential matter is done, as for how we can produce true ambergris, we won't have to worry about that in the future. Long San has lived for many years, it will certainly provide us with the most authentic ones, the next step is to find the seed."
"Where can we find seeds?"
"The Association of Spirit Kings. They definitely have a lot over there."
"Mmm, let's go now, if we accumulate more experience as soon as possible, Zhi Nan won't be able to deceive us next time."
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