novelSanta Claus in an Icy Hell >> Arctic Passage Rescue Operation (2)
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The beautiful young woman vanished into a 3m-deep hole. It was a crack in the ice - a crevice. A very unsexy splashing sound soon followed. Quenser and Heivia had a legitimately hard time deciding if they were going to bother dragging out someone who had entirely ignored their warning, but they ended up throwing down a synthetic rope since she was a busty blonde glasses woman. If any one of those attributes had been missing, they probably would have pretended to have simply lost sight of her and walked off, whistling nonchalantly.
Despite being soaked in sherbet-like seawater, she looked more pathetic than sexy and she desperately pleaded with them while her glasses froze over.
"Hurr- brr, hurry, hurry to the ship! I need a hot stove, some soup, a blanket, and so much more!! This planet needs warmth!!"
"Eh heh heh. I can warm you up right now, Elise."
"That's a ship for the rich, right? I wonder if they have an Immortanoid bath or something. That longevity mineral would be perfect for beauty, health, and peeping."
"Brrr. Y-y-y-you two never change, do you!?"
The aurora observation ship was pretentiously named the Julius Caesar and it was actually larger than the destroyer they had initially landed(?) on. It was supposed to break through the thick ice as it went, but it was now motionless while partially tilted on its side. It must have tried to break through more ice than it was designed for, lost its balance, and then had the seawater refreeze around it.
But it could have been worse.
If it was the type of icebreaker that brought its bow up on the ice to break through with its weight, it may have completely rolled over onto its side after losing its balance.
"That ship is full of garbage rich people who were secretly trying to carry their mountain of gold to a secret bank, right? I'd say anything could happen once we're inside, but that would imply something good might happen."
"Heivia, how can you say that when you're a noble too? Hm? Is that the gangway?"
Quenser pointed at the side of the ship through a gap in the white curtain of ice fog. A cross between a metal ladder and a stairway had been half-frozen to the hull of the ship. If that was down, someone must have left the ship. It seemed unlikely, but had some adventurous passenger or crewmember decided to walk around outside?
"Even without the battle, this is home to the world's strongest animal, the polar bear. I'm not about to go help out someone that suicidal."
"Let's not discuss what martial art is best in a fight, what sports team you support, or what animal is the strongest. Those topics without a real answer gather self-proclaimed 'experts' like nothing else."
Anyway, they were lucky they did not have to throw a rope up and pretend they were rock climbing.
Their Nordic skis would only get in the way on that narrow gangway, so they removed them from their boots, strapped them to their backs, and made their way up those metal stairs. Since the Information Alliance might have already secretly taken over the ship, the potatoes made sure to keep their weapons at the ready as they reached to top of the gangway and climbed onto the Julius Caesar's side deck.
"I-it's so cold."
Elise held her very (non-sexually) wet body in her arms and shivered. The thought of a heated space in their near future must have reminded her how cold it really was outside.
That was her own fault, so the potatoes ignored her and spoke to each other.
"Those VIPs' bodyguards aren't going to shoot us, are they?"
"That's a scary thought. I don't want to die from friendly fire during the countdown to the New Year!"
"Uhh, " groaned Elise."Are you two entirely incapable of recalling the things you yourselves did not long ago?"
If they were capable of that, they would have to give up the title of idiot.
Quenser and Heivia came up with a plan while pressing up against one of the waterproof doors arranged at even intervals along the wall.
"Let's announce who we are. If anyone reacts in a suspicious way, we can silence them with a preemptive strike."
"Okay. We're after the gold, after all. But their bodyguards are sure to be well-trained, so silencing them will be a lot easier said than done. Hell, we probably won't even have time to approach them, so we can't hope to throw them down with judo or aikido or something. We'll have to use bullets."
"Let's do it with my bombs."
"As in blow them to smithereens?"
"As in use a concussion blast. No nails or metal balls mixed in and the amount of explosive is kept low enough to only rattle their brain. It's generally done as a type of grenade, but I should be able to pull it off with my plastic explosive. If I keep the inside hollow and adjust the amount, I can hit them with a nonlethal blast. The range might only be 2 or 3 meters, but if I throw it, it's guaranteed to knock the enemy out if we have to fight for control of the ship. That's a lot easier to use than a tranquilizer gun that has to get a pinpoint strike on a gap in their jacket, right?"
"Okay, genius boy, I like the sound of that. Let's do it."
Basically, he was going to throw balls of military explosives at civilians. No one bothered listening to Elise's complaint that they had left ethics behind long ago. That was just how things were when you were winning the battle.
They turned the handle in the middle of the thick waterproof door and finally entered the ship.
The interior was built like a classic mansion full of wood grain and bright red carpet. This was clearly built for the rich. While ships normally kept everything from the framework to the food trays as light as possible, this one was overflowing with wasteful decorations.
As a cruise ship primarily used for carrying passengers, it was built a lot like a tall resort hotel rearranged to be on its side. It had a lot of cabins and the straight corridors were very long. On the other hand, the elevators were primarily for cargo and crew, so the normal passengers would apparently use fancy spiral staircases.
A map posted on the wall even showed a round room labeled "Observatory". It was probably equipped with one of the giant reflecting telescopes found in Hawaii. And despite traveling in the Arctic, it even had an indoor pool. The ceiling of the top floor was made of glass, so people could view the aurora while floating in the warm pool in their swimsuits.
Quenser quietly grumbled a complaint while tearing off a piece of Hand Axe plastic explosive and rolling it into a piece the size of a golf ball. The pen-like fuses he normally used were too big for that, so he made sure to dismantle one and jury-rig a smaller version.
"What is with the interior decorating? I have a bad feeling about this."
"What good is a prophecy as vague as Nostradamus? Say things like that and you'll find your remarried mother introducing your crush as your new sister."
"Don't worry. That just makes it better."
Meanwhile, a young maid stepped out from a linen room to the side of the corridor. The silver-haired maid shrieked, crouched down, and moved to protect the small child next to her.
"What do we do?" shouted Quenser."Go with the concussion blast?"
"No, don't. This doesn't even look like a gray zone. She's not trying to fight!"
Now that they had encountered someone, it was obvious that the terrified maid was frozen in place while staring at Heivia's gun. She probably had no idea what the small ball of clay in Quenser's hand could do. That concussion grenade was not going to work well as far as intimidation went. If it could not stop someone until he actually used it, it was not the best peaceful nonlethal weapon.
Quenser felt jealous of the young boy held so tightly in the professional maid's arms, but that boy looked past her shoulder and tilted his head.
"Army men?"
"Yeah. We're from the Legitimacy Kingdom. Despite the getup."
"Then you're a knight!"
Heivia groaned and fell silent while Quenser held his sides and laughed up a storm. That was a hard thing to respond to when you had a legit noble rank.
"But why is a knight dressed like Santa?"
"We're not dressed like Santa. This was forced onto us as a punishment!"
"But I saw that lady on the news. They said they shot down the real Santa Claus."
"Hgee!? Does the damage ever end!? H-how far did the footage of my Bikini Santa spread? Is that digital tattoo going to cover the entire world as a permanent scar on my reputation!?"
Soaked Elise bristled and shouted, but the child's eyes were sparkling and his body was shaking.
"John said Santa didn't exist, but he was wrong. I need to tell Claudia!"
The silver-haired maid shouted at the boy and ran after him, so they both vanished down a spiral staircase.
Quenser and Heivia clicked their tongues, but they could not aim a gun at those civilians to stop them. From here on, they had to assume their presence could be revealed at any moment. They needed to focus on the location of cover and keep multiple escape routes in mind at all times.
"Damn, but I guess this is better than having them follow us around and then get hit by a stray bullet or something, " sighed Heivia.
"And they must have thought my concussion grenade was just some kid's piece of clay. Maybe a different shape would help stop people without having to use it."
"You called it clay yourself. And the blast is just as powerful with a ball or a cube, so why not give it a shape that'll scare people?"
Quenser was the kind of guy who could take his friend's advice. Once he worked hard to give it a very realistic penis shape, Elise Montana blushed and hit him very hard.
"What is wrong with you!?"
"It has to be all shrunk in the cold if it's going to remain a concussion grenade! If I made it a full-on erection, the blast would kill them!!"
"That is not what I meant! And how rotten is your brain if you can jump straight from that heartwarming scene to this!?"
"Oh, and Elise? I find it very interesting that you recognized what this was straight away. If you were really the innocent and ignorant young woman you act like, I would have expected something more along the lines of 'Oh, how cute. What kind of animal is that?'"
She hit him again.
Quenser collapsed to the floor, held his cheek, and shouted up from the red carpet.
"But I don't want to make it into a pussy!!"
"Bfhh! How many times do you want me to hit you!?"
"As many times as I can get!! C'mon, give me another!!"
Elise hissed at him like an upset cat and Heivia asked a question with his eyebrows raised.
"By the way, where are you gonna stick the fuse in that thing?"
"Wherever it would fit best...hmm, up the urethra, I guess?"
"Sorry, but that's going too far for me. Seeing that kind of kinky stuff makes my balls shrink in fear."
His awful friend could stand to be more adventurous.
Quenser had no choice but to use the same volume of explosive to create something threatening but not a penis.
"Eww, " said Elise.
"Why do you work so hard to make it look so real?" asked Heivia."You're just going to blow it up."
"It's called having pride as an artist. There, all done: the cockroach stun grenade!!"
As soon as he stuck the fuse in the rear end like a cruel child's prank, a (male) crewmember in an actual sailor uniform appeared around a corner.
His eyes widened when he saw them and he reached for the holster at his hip.
"Quenser!!"
"Eat my concussion grenade! Drop your weapon or I swear I'll throw it!!"
The intimidation factor was through the roof.
The sailor panicked so badly he started firing wildly from the hip, so Quenser and the others had to kick open a nearby cabin door and take cover inside.
Heivia climbed on top of the idiot and strangled him.
"You son of a- you piece of- I can't believe you!"
"Bwegh!? Just let me throw it already!!"
He tossed the cute cockroach out through the broken door and hit the switch on his radio. After an earsplitting blast, the gunfire came to a complete stop.
"Did I get him? Did I???"
"Don't ask me. If you aren't sure, kick Elise out there to check."
"What ever happened to my rights!?"
Since no further attacks came despite the commotion they were causing, they concluded they had successfully neutralized the sailor. When they hesitantly peeked out into the corridor, they saw him collapsed face down surprisingly close to the door.
First the maid and the boy and now this sailor. They had avoided killing anyone, but the gunfire and explosion would have been heard all over the ship. They were here to rescue the people on the ship, but it hurt their position to have all this happen before they could identify themselves. They had to assume there was now a greater risk of being hit by a surprise bullet.
They continued down the long corridor.
"This really is a big ship. It's gotta have more than 1000 cabins, so where are we supposed to search and who do we speak with?"
"That might be a problem under normal circumstances, but the pressure will get to people and being alone only amplifies it. Those rich chickens are bound to be gathered in some big room like the opera house or basketball court."
"We are talking about a ship floating in the ocean, aren't we?"
Quenser did not have any actual destination in mind. He was only thinking of searching the big rooms first and checking through all the individual cabins if that did not work.
"They're here, " whispered Heivia in front of a pair of double doors.
It was unclear what the room had been for originally, but it was serving as a party hall at the moment. Long tables formed a makeshift reception counter to the side of the door, but there were no receptionists there to check invitations. There were only a few empty chairs.
Quenser was an amateur in both guns and martial arts, but even he could sense something here. This was not the cold atmosphere of an empty school at night. He could sense something warm coming from that door, like that one class alone was spending the night to prepare for the cultural festival.
"They're through here. I hope it's just the fat and lazy VIPs, but they're sure to have tons of personal bodyguards with them. Be prepared for a risky situation."
"How exactly am I supposed to be prepared for that?"
They were still worried, so Heivia opened the double doors and Quenser chucked the busty blonde inside.
They waited a few moments, but there was no roar of gunfire.
They only heard someone pounding on the double doors from the other side.
"Eeeek!! Open up! Please open up!!"
"She seems to be doing well. So is it safe?"
"Don't let your guard down. This might be one of those cases where only the pretty are spared."
Quenser readied his cockroach bomb and Heivia grabbed his assault rifle while they pressed against the wall on either side of the double doors and slowly opened them.
And.
They were met with something truly unexpected.
However, this was not an extra-large magnum bullet or shotgun slug blasting through the wall and their bodies as well. In fact, it was quite the opposite.
It was a voice.
The people gathered in the dance hall all spoke as one.
"Sir Heivia?"
Part 6
He had forgotten.
It had entirely slipped his mind.
"(Oh, that's right. That little kid called him a knight and he's some famous noble boy back home, isn't he? It makes sense people would recognize him on a boat full of rich and stingy Legitimacy Kingdom people. )"
The ladies and gentlemen there all wore tailcoats and evening dresses, so it was hard to believe this was the frontline of a war. In fact, they might not have been aware this was a battlefield. They might think of the ship as an isolated safe country.
The dance hall was tall enough to cover multiple floors of the ship, so it was as large as a gym. The floor was covered by fluffy carpet, the ceiling was lined with giant crystal chandeliers, fireplaces with real fire were installed at set intervals along the walls, and the stage was meant for a jazz band or orchestra instead of plays. The food was not arranged on long tables like at a buffet. The truly wealthy did not go get their own food and drinks. The many maids would probably look across the entire dance hall, weave between the people to cover as much of the area as possible, and provide the party guests with whatever they needed.
A large banner was hung up near the tall ceiling.
It said, "New Year's Charity Tour!! The children braving such painful surgeries deserve to see the real aurora!"
Quenser snorted with laughter.
"So they have so much money they can just throw luxury around like it's nothing, huh?"
"I-i-i-if they have so much to spare, surely they can give us some hot drinks and a change of clothes."
Shivering Elise Montana wanted some fresh clothes, but that was liable to land her in a tight-fitting maid uniform. That thought amused Quenser enough to keep his mouth shut and see what happened.
Heivia was surrounded by people a short distance away.
That awful friend of a noble did not look exactly pleased with the situation.
"Sir Heivia, if you are here, does that mean the Legitimacy Kingdom military's rescue operation is going well?"
"That is wonderful news. This is exactly the heroism I would expect from the Winchell family heir."
"I am sure the children will be delighted. Hee hee. Because we can tell them that the picture book Prince Charming really does exist."
Then a wealthy woman glanced over at someone else with a fan covering her mouth.
"Heh heh. But it seems you have also brought along the real Santa that the military arrested."
"Hgee!?"
Elise (who had found a way to make a soaked military uniform look hot) was forced to face her worldwide shame yet again.
Quenser sighed and thought back to the base assumptions of this mission.
Then he lightly elbowed the side of the busty blonde glasses woman who was trembling both from the cold of her wet clothes and the heat of her embarrassment.
"(Nh, hh...eek??? Wh-what? Are you still not done sexually harassing me?)"
"(Pipe down, Miss Sensitive. You need to be on your guard. )"
"What?"
A few things here seemed out of place.
There were some boys and girls even younger than Quenser and Heivia - only about 10 - mixed in with the party guests. They were wearing tuxedos and cocktail dresses, but their nervous expressions and awkward movements showed they were not used to this. Quenser felt more of an affinity with them, so they were likely commoners.
One small boy in a tuxedo noticed the bomb-wielding battlefield student was looking at him, so he hid behind a woman in an evening dress. Only then did Quenser realize he still had a cute cockroach in hand. The wealthy woman rubbed the small boy's head with a thin smile.
"Quenser."
Heivia turned back to say something and Quenser shrugged.
"Sorry, but I'm a commoner. I doubt I could join that conversation. I don't know all that noble etiquette."
"That's not what I was asking. What are we going to do now?"
The surrounding ladies and gentlemen's ears pricked up when they heard that question.
In fact, they even cut in like they were in charge.
"If we might be so bold as to ask..."
"How exactly do you intend to evacuate everyone? Will you be using a helicopter or a tiltrotor? Or are you sending in a submarine to break through below the thick ice?"
"We have all the children to think about, so we would like to focus on preserving human life. Would you be kind enough to tell us what you are planning in advance?"
Something bothered Quenser.
It did not sit right with him.
These nobles were so absurdly rich they could share their luxury with others, yet they would abandon their money to prioritize the lives of mere commoners without even a blood relation? Not a chance. And he was not just prejudiced or biased against nobles. That was truly how the Legitimacy Kingdom worked.
But that was not the main point here.
Quenser's group had to make their next move sooner rather than later. They had arrived first, but the Information Alliance soldiers would arrive at the aurora observation ship before long. If it came down to a direct fight over the ship, who could say how far the damage would spread.
They had to change things here, but what would that require?
He had to remember the base assumptions of the mission.
"In that case..."
"Yeah, I get the feeling we're thinking about the same thing here."
Quenser and Heivia started speaking and the rich nobles leaned forward eagerly.
"Wh-what will you do? How exactly will you evacuate us!?"
"We won't."
Quenser let the other boy say it.
This would receive less backlash coming from a fellow noble.
And Heivia Winchell did not hesitate to do so.
"Instead, we'll throw all the gold into the ocean. Then the Legitimacy Kingdom and the Information Alliance will lose any reason to attack the ship."
Yes.
The two sides were not after the human lives; they were after the gold these rich nobles were trying to hide in a secret bank. The human lives were only at risk because that gold was on the ship.
In that case, they only had to let go of that gold.
"Gold is heavy, so if you load it into a ship container and drop it from a crane, it should break through the thick ice and sink to the bottom of the ocean. Then the battlefield will shift there. I imagine it would be a fight between submarines. But whatever it would be, no one would want to attack the ship any longer, so you can wait here until the spring thaw."
"Um, but, Sir Heivia!?"
"What's wrong with that? Gold doesn't rust or corrode in seawater. It's such a valuable precious metal because you can trust it to remain the same no matter what you do to it, right? As long as you know how much you dropped down, you can recover it just fine. You could leave it there for 100 years and the amount wouldn't change."
The attacks might not stop unless they could prove they had dropped all of the gold from the ship, but they likely had paperwork ready for the secret bank. And since the ship was floating in the water, the depth at which it "sank" into the water depended on its weight. If the listed weight and its current floating height were compared, they should be able to prove the veracity of their claim.
"By the way, " added Quenser."Even if we did try holing up in the ship, the gold would end up at the bottom of the ocean along with the ship itself if the Information Alliance decided to fire an anti-ship missile or ship's gun at us. Gold isn't changed by fire or seawater, so they won't lose any of it even if they have to dredge it up from the bottom of the ocean afterwards. That leaves them with no reason at all to hesitate. The gold won't function as a shield."
Everyone fell silent and Quenser could not blame them.
At first, it might seem like the two idiots were presenting an obvious and reasonable idea, but they were ignoring one piece of the puzzle that the rich nobles refused to budge on.
Yes.
They could not let the gold be stolen by an enemy nation like the Information Alliance.
But if the Legitimacy Kingdom took it into custody, it would mean revealing the existence of all the gold they had hoped to hide in that secret bank. They did not want to lose any of their money to additional taxes, so they could not let the Legitimacy Kingdom have the gold either.
Right now, the gold was within their reach.
Even if they knew its weight kept them from escaping here.
But if they let it sink to the bottom of the ocean, not even those rich nobles could access it. They would require the help of either the Legitimacy Kingdom or the Information Alliance militaries. They would be unable to prevent their assets from being stolen before their eyes.
So they could not do that.
They knew it was the safest option, but they could not choose that optimal answer.
"No, you misunderstand."
However, a gentleman in a tailcoat said something that entirely surpassed Quenser's expectations.
"Sir Heivia, there is no gold on this ship."
At first, the Legitimacy Kingdom potatoes had no idea what he meant.
After all, wasn't this entire battle predicated on that gold's presence? If the ship was not on its way to the secret bank, the Legitimacy Kingdom and Information Alliance would not have been so hellbent on sending troops to the Arctic.
So there was only one conclusion:
"You're still blinded by greed after all this? What happened to focusing on preserving human life!? You're the ones that said you wanted to save the kids' lives!!"
"You can hide the gold if you want since we can't exactly search such a large ship in a timely manner, but holding onto it only increases the risk. Like we said, the Information Alliance has no real reason not to attack the ship."
If that happened, Quenser's group only had to escape with the children brought along on this charity event. The Legitimacy Kingdom only wanted the money and they could recover it from the ocean floor just fine, so Quenser's group had no obligation to get blown up along with the stubborn rich nobles.
If they wanted to die, they were free to do so.
That may have been the difference between a commoner and a noble right there.
"No, you still misunderstand, " whispered a woman in an evening dress while stroking the head of the small boy hiding behind her."There is something here we must protect at all costs. That much is true. But it is not gold, so dumping it into the ocean and recovering it later is not an option."
"What are you talking about?"
"The most important thing for us is the experience and technology needed to support the children's painful surgeries and keep them alive. Sir Heivia, we must protect that no matter what it takes. Is there no way of moving the ship or staying here and fighting? We will help in any way we can."
This time it was soaked Elise who elbowed Quenser in the side.
"(So are they actually good people? It sounds like they are paying the medical costs for these children who might as well be complete strangers. )"
"..."
That would make for a moving story, but something seemed off to Quenser.
If that was the story here, these nobles would definitely be advertising that fact. They would have a TV crew on the ship or record this conversation on a phone to upload it to a video site. For the rich, charity was a way of spending money to buy popularity, yet that piece was missing from the puzzle here.
And.
So.
The rich nobles, who had never worked a day in their lives, went on to tell the truth of the matter.
"The artificial joints and organs supporting these children are made from a very valuable rare earth known as Immortanoid. In other words, they are carriers. We can implant the necessary amount inside their bodies to smuggle it wherever we need to go."
"Thanks to the market price being intentionally driven up, I believe that longevity mineral is worth 200 times the price of pure gold. As long as we have the surgeries performed overseas, the authorities will never notice and no security guard is going to demand a child removes their medical implants just because a metal detector gate found a suspicious reading."
"But Immortanoid will permeate water to create a mineral spring, so unlike gold, its nature is easily changed. Its value will likely plummet if it is dropped into the ocean."
They were not reluctantly revealing the truth as a last resort and they were not tearfully confessing their sins out of guilt.
They were simply explaining it because it was relevant to the topic at hand. Almost like they were bringing up a piece of trivia about rain because people were discussing the weather.
"You..."
There was a pause.
And then Heivia Winchell shouted with every last ounce of his strength.
"You motherfuckers!!!!!!"
It was actually the child himself who jumped at how loud Heivia's voice was.
And he was still hiding behind the evening dress woman as if he had been taught that was the safest place for him. Even though he was forced to have his body sliced open, stuffed full of unnecessary implants, and sewn back up every time those rich nobles needed to transport something. He must have been forced into such a desperate situation that this seemed like the better option. People suffering from heavy abuse could not take a step off of the hopeless path back home even though they knew they would be beaten when they arrived. Because if they were late, they would be yelled at and beaten even harder. Being spared that was the only form of "salvation" these children knew.
"Hm? There is no need to resort to foul language, Sir Heivia."
"Immortanoid is a longevity mineral. Its weak radiation is said to activate the body's cells and it is a rare earth worth 200 times the value of pure gold. Normally, people like them could never dream of receiving this kind of treatment."
"And it is only natural for commoners to work for nobles. We are not making them carry anything dangerous like drugs or weapons. In fact, carrying Immortanoid in their bodies will only improve their health. This is a mutually beneficial arrangement, is it not?"
They felt no guilt.
They were not aware they had even done something wrong.
This felt like a glimpse of how nobles treated commoners.
(Santa Claus doesn't exist, huh?)
Had that child really been saying that Santa would never visit them whether he existed or not?
Those children lived in a locked-down form of peace.
They had been imprinted with the idea that taking just one step outside of that meant living in constant fear of starvation and death. Those young souls had been forced to believe that it was best to have their unnecessary branches cut away, to have supports tied on, and to give bloom to the exact flowers the adults wanted.
But that process was not complete.
Not yet.
When that child had seen Elise Montana, he had decided Santa does exist and run off to "tell Claudia".
He had clearly seen the arrival of something he found unbelievable: Santa Claus.
The idea of someone who would arrive from outside that closely-managed world and reach out a helping hand for nothing in return had seemed so implausible, and yet someone wearing red had arrived after all.
So.
In that case.
"Heivia, " said Quenser while handing his awful friend what he held in his hand.
Then he walked up, took the hand of the small boy hiding behind the evening dress lady's back, and gently pulled him away.
He moved outside of a 2 or 3 meter radius to take just the one step off of the rails prepared for that boy.
And Quenser Barbotage spoke just one word.
"Concussion."
With a powerful boom, a shockwave slammed into the air and those goddamn nobles collapsed to the floor.
Part 7
The concussion grenade had a range of about 2 meters and the dance hall was larger than a gym and filled with ladies and gentlemen, so the one blast was not going to knock them all out.
However.
The bodyguards in black did not seem in a big hurry to protect the shitty VIPs who had hired them.
"To be honest, we're thankful, " said the security chief while bowing."It's probably wrong to act like we were on your side all along, but maybe we just needed someone to give us the opportunity."
"Who are you?" asked Quenser.
"I am technically a noble, " The middle-aged man smiled a little."But if you will allow me some irreverence toward that title, I would ask that you do not assume all of us are quite that heartless."
There was an absolute wall between commoners and nobles.
But that allowed them to partially ignore the need to establish ordinary relationships with each other. They could think of each other as residents of entirely different worlds.
But what about between nobles?
That closer position had bound them. They had been unable to directly face the problem because they feared incurring the wrath of the great power those richer nobles carried.
But they had chosen to act now.
They had had enough.
Another chance might not come along, so they had decided to take the risk and try to save those children while they could.
And it was not just the bodyguards.
While they said nothing, the maids and the crew in sailor uniforms silently stepped out of the way. They could not don military uniforms and they could not fight against nobles, but they still tried to come up with something they could do.
Heivia must have understood all that.
But instead of mentioning it, he spat out a question.
"What're you gonna do with your bosses?"
"The nobles seem to have fallen ill, so we will let them get some rest. They can rest all they like inside the ballast tank on the lowest level. It cannot be opened from within, so if the battle is lost and the ship sinks, they will be forced to share its fate."
"Heh. That should make for a good wakeup call for them. Welcome to a battlefield country."
"And if it is not too much to ask of you, could you possibly speak with the children once all this is over? This is something we cannot do ourselves."
"Hm? What did those kids ask Santa for???"
The security chief smiled at Heivia Winchell's question.
And he gave the answer.
"They asked for a true knight to show up and rescue them."
It was possible not even the children themselves knew how serious they had been about that.
They may have asked for something they knew was impossible so they would not get their hopes up and they would feel no shock when it did not happen. It may have been their way of giving up on all hope of anyone ever coming to rescue them.
So could they now tell those children that some unbeatable soldiers had shown up to do just that?
Of course, there was no thread of logic leading up to this conclusion.
The mission to shoot down Santa Claus had started with that Christmas card sent to the military, but it should have ended in success and Quenser and Heivia's presence in the Arctic was pure coincidence. And while they had set their sights on the aurora observation ship, their mission had not been one to save the children.
Nevertheless, through several layers of coincidence and happenstance, here they were.
A few mistakes and misunderstandings had forcibly kept that thread going when it should have come to an end so many times along the way. If they repeated this scenario 100 times, they would probably fail to notice the children in need and pass them by every single time, but for some reason, they had ended up knocking out the rich scum aboard the aurora observation ship this time.
This result defied all logic, so perhaps it was best described as a miracle.
"Heh, " quietly laughed Heivia Winchell.
A true knight.
That concept was like a dream that the children could not abandon even after seeing how ugly real nobles were. Which was why they had tried to go through that ritual so they could finally forget all about it.
After living in the world of nobles, Heivia knew all too well that the title was far too stained by profit-seeking and that the noblesse oblige they loved to talk about was nowhere to be found.
But someone was clinging to that nonexistent dream.
And he was not narrowminded enough to shake free of that desperate grasp.
"Fine then. It's time for the knight to throw down his gauntlet and ready his rapier."
They could no longer choose to intentionally fail their mission by running away and abandoning the kids and the maids to their fate.
The Julius Caesar had no gold onboard.
Instead, there were about 20 commoner children onboard. Yet the excessive number of artificial joints and organs implanted in their small bodies rivaled the value of a great mountain of gold since they were made from the rare Immortanoid.
A health boom had been started for investment purposes.
After pushing up the price of the longevity mineral as far as it would go, it was worth 200 times the price of pure gold.
It was said its weak radiation would activate the cells and extend one's lifespan by 30%. That claim was laughable, but it was easy to imagine how some people would benefit by naming it a longevity mineral and spreading the word around. Humans were the foolish creatures who, if it was said to be good for your health, would pay large sums of money for goop made by boiling down the seaweed found growing just about anywhere.
What do we do? Do you think the Information Alliance will believe us that there's no gold? I mean, we're the enemy who boarded ahead of them."
"Why would they believe us? They'll just assume we're trying to buy enough time to carry out all the heavy gold. That means they're attacking the ship no matter what the reality is."
And if he Information Alliance did arrive at the correct answer, what would that change?
Those children were the people of an enemy nation.
Once they learned the children had a fortune equal to a mountain of gold hidden in their bodies, they were sure to pull out a scalpel and slice them open like a dissected frog to get at the precious Immortanoid. These were the people who had started a war to get at this fortune, after all. Who could say what the actual soldiers thought. They might even think they were rescuing or protecting the children, but it was highly doubtful that their higher ups would care one whit about those human lives. They would confidently and triumphantly slice up those children in the hospitals they had been sent to for safekeeping.
Which meant...
"Do we hole up in the ship, or do we take the kids out and lead them back to the maintenance base? Either way, we can't leave things as is. The rules of the battle have changed, dammit."
"Let's try to stay positive. Those kids are a lot lighter than gold and they can move around on their own. Those goddamn nobles were right about them being convenient carriers. We should have a few options other than dumping the treasure in the ocean and redoing everything."
That was when a loud creaking sound reverberated throughout the dance hall.
"What the hell is it now?"
"Emergency, emergency!!"
Elise Montana had been taking a look around elsewhere, but she ran back into the dance hall. She held her military mobile device out toward them.
"Something big is coming this way. It's an Information Alliance ship! It's far bigger than a cruiser! It's over 80, 000 tons!!"
"For real? That's as heavy as a battleship. And since when did they still have a weapon like that leftover!?"
"Wait, what do you mean it's 'coming this way'? You mean it isn't trapped by the ice?"
Instead of waiting for an answer, they all checked Elise's mobile device.
The name on the side of the ship was Electric 019.
The footage came from photographs and videos. The scale was difficult to judge with nothing but white around it, but it was definitely big. Bridge windows were generally the same size for every ship, so Quenser realized he could use that as a reference point to grasp the scale of what he was seeing.
The battlefield student groaned at what he saw.
He was little more than an amateur, but there was something even he could tell at a glance.
"That isn't just 200m; it must be 300m."
Modern design standards focused on small size and maneuverability for any weapon other than an Object, but this took the opposite route. Perhaps there was an eccentric faction within the Information Alliance that was displeased with the current Object-centric system, or maybe this was the result of a bizarre evolutionary branch created by the Object-less Northern Restricted Zone.
"Even a conservative estimate puts those main cannons at 50cm, " groaned the student."This isn't just normal firepower. Those have to be railguns or coilguns. I'm amazed such heavy weaponry is being developed for anything other than an Object, but since it's a naval weapon, maybe they disguised it as electromagnetic catapult research."
"Hey, isn't that thing moving? I though the thick ice had trapped everything in place!"
"It has a weird blade covering the bow. It's bent in a V-shape like a snowplow." Quenser noticed something."Is it using its extraordinary power and weight to forcibly break through the ice? No, it's more than that. Look at that icebreaker blade, Heivia. There's steam coming from where it's contacting the ice."
"Are they heating up the metal blade with the engine's heat, or are they giving it a high frequency vibration? The damn thing's melting the ice as it goes. Is it like slicing through foam with a hot wire?"
"Whatever the case, it doesn't look like this was originally part of the ship. The blade stands out from the rest. I bet they threw it together from the parts on hand, but this just means the enemy was a step ahead of us. Since they've moved close enough that we can see them, they must intend to blast the aurora observation ship with a direct shot similar to a tank's gun."
"Why bother with that? They could just throw their ball in a long arc over the watery horizon...or the icy horizon, I guess."
"That would blast the ship to pieces, but with an even more powerful direct shot, the shell will pierce through the ship and out the other side. Just like with a tank or armored vehicle, they can demand we surrender while gradually blasting away pieces as if with armor-piercing rounds."
"..."
"Remember the problem with my concussion grenade? You can't negotiate if the other side doesn't fear the weapon until you use it. This means they want to talk too. They may have their doubts that the 'treasure' really is in the form of gold. And torture is a much better way of getting someone to talk than execution."
That ship would be blindly tearing up a civilian ship from one end to the other without knowing where anyone onboard was. They did not care at all about the human rights of the people onboard. Once they learned the treasure was actually the healthy rare earth(?) stuffed inside those children, they would be delighted to come "retrieve" it. They would be happy they did not have to fish anything out of the water with a crane.
Heivia's expression was bitter, but he did not overlook what mattered.
"If they have their doubts, then they won't sink the ship right away, right?"
"Yeah. If the treasure turns out to be paper currency or checks, fire and water are the enemy. So they're going to apply as much pressure as they can in order to figure out what it is. They want us to give away the answer."
Of course, all of this was based entirely on assumptions.
No matter what the people on the aurora observation ship claimed to be the truth, the Information Alliance could not eliminate their doubts that the enemy soldiers might be lying or hiding some crucial fact. They would wonder if they had enough information and wonder how much information would ever be "enough".
That was just how things were when you were winning the battle.
In the end, there was always a chance they would decide to sink the ship right this instant.
"How many of the noncombatants, like those kids, the maids, and the crew, do you think they'll let go?"
"Are you seriously asking that, Heivia? The Information Alliance will see them as low-priority people. Since they want to make enough of an impact to get us to talk, they might kill those harmless civilians first of all. They don't know the treasure is actually inside those kids."
He must have already suspected as much because Heivia did not press the issue further.
Those kids had asked for a true knight to show up and rescue them.
How it had happened was unclear.
There was no rhyme or reason to how that had led to this.
The path from the Santa Claus mission to this Arctic battle had not been planned out in any way and the Legitimacy Kingdom was only interested in the money. It was laughable to think they were interested in the rescuing the children. After all, they did not even know those suffering young lives existed.
Nevertheless, Heivia's group had learned of that wish and here they stood.
It was a coincidence that defied logic.
In other words, a miracle.
"They won't let anyone escape and we can't hole up in here. That means our only option is to head out there and fight that 80, 000-ton monster ourselves. We may not have to travel past the horizon to reach that Information Alliance battleship, but the journey is still going to be straight out of hell."
"Are you suggesting we give up? Do we walk up to those kids, crouch down to look them in the eye, and tell them we can't help them after all? Do we blame it on circumstances beyond our control and tell them to abandon all hope of things ever getting better for them?"
"I'd rather die, dammit."
"Then let's give the Information Alliance hell."
Just as Heivia and Quenser had reached a consensus, the delinquent noble noticed someone looking at him.
It was that small boy.
That carrier boy had been cut open with a scalpel and stuffed full of Immortanoid joints and organs that he did not even need. The adults had abused the concept of charity to use him for their own profit, so that depressingly "ordinary" soul had to have despaired in all forms of good and justice. No, he was probably too overwhelmed to even feel that kind of hatred.
"Hey." Heivia crouched down to put himself at the boy's eye level."Don't you worry. We'll handle it. The Information Alliance can send a warship or whatever else they want, but we won't let them lay a finger on you, so there's nothing to worry about."
"How?" That blunt question cut right to the heart of the issue."How can you protect Claudia? John said nothing can be done for us. He isn't from the institution and has everything he wants, so he always comes to laugh at us."
"Hey, I said not to worry." Instead of answering the question, Heivia said something else. As if piercing straight to the foundation of what was wrong here."I never said anything about only protecting Claudia, did I? And I don't care what this John says. Listen, we'll take care of everything and I mean everything. So you don't need to write yourself out of those 'what if' scenarios. You deserve to be happy too. So let's start from there, okay?"
"Eh? But..."
The boy tilted his head.
It was like he had woken up to find a present by his pillow and assumed it could not possibly be for him.
He was not used to being given things. He did not know how to step outside of the greenhouse.
Those rich scum had gone on and on about charity and justice, but they had in fact stolen every last possibility of a better life for those children. Any branch that stretched out toward freedom would be snipped away to ensure it only gave bloom to the flowers they wanted.
So it had to start from here.
The words that slowly flowed forth like some kind of curse were the result of how twisted that boy's idea of normal and ordinary had become. So no matter how horrific it might seem, Heivia could not look away.
Those words definitely left that boy's small mouth. A normal person would have a hard time understanding it, but the boy had been forced to conform to this view of justice.
"I was born with a terrible disease."
"That put my mom and dad through a lot of trouble."
"I heard they ended up in a lot of debt."
"I couldn't go to a normal school."
"But someone came to help me."
"I can't turn my back on them after they helped me."
"They say this is the right thing to do."
"But I can't stand to see Claudia in pain anymore."
"So."
"I just wanted Santa Claus to bring a true knight for her."
"You can leave me."
"I can carry them all."
"I can carry all the other kids' stones."
"So."
"Hey."
He kept making rejections.
More and more and more rejections.
He was refusing to be saved.
But Heivia Winchell softly cut in while still crouched down.
And then he continued as if slicing through something invisible with a knight's sword.
"You can relax."
The boy broke down into tears.
It was such a normal thing, but they had never been allowed it before.
The security chief sighed from a short distance away. He had been watching that painfully twisted greenhouse without doing anything to help, so he felt like he was seeing someone grant the wish he had failed to grant.
The boy's words were a barely intelligible mess, but Heivia Winchell definitely heard something in that mass of noise.
He heard the boy asking to be saved.
"I swear to you I'll end this. None of you will ever transport Immortanoid again and we'll sink that greedy battleship. I, Heivia Winchell, swear on the blood running in my veins and on the tradition of my name that I will not abandon any of you. So there's nothing - not a single thing - to worry about."
Then the noble son gently placed a hand on that small head.
He may have been in over his head here.
He may not have been the most morally upstanding person in the world.
But at this moment, he had to be the unbeatable knight in shining armor here.
That was his duty.
"Hey. Anything I say is probably going to sound like empty words after the garbage people you've been exposed to, but let me ask you one thing. Do you know why nobles like me eat better food, sleep in nicer beds, train in cutting-edge gyms, and pay for it all with the tax money taken from the commoners?"
He recalled some musty old words.
He had heard this line from his father on a daily basis until a certain incident had led to a falling out with his parents and siblings.
Nobles were those who were given land by the king to protect the people who lived there.
Nobles were those who were first to race into battle when the need arose.
Nobles were those who could do the jobs no one else could.
In other words...
"It's to hone the strength needed to protect you."
Part 8
"By the way, Elise, why did you go to all that unnecessary trouble?"
"Huh?"
Her brain must not have been working despite the glasses because the busty blonde only looked confused, so Quenser waved his own device at her.
"Your mobile device. You could have just sent us a message instead of physically carrying it to us."
"What, did you not check what it says on the screen? Um, look right here."
Part 9
Their first and last challenge had begun.
If they made a single mistake or were hit by a single stray shot while moving around outside the Julius Caesar, they would be literally blown to pieces.
They had just the one chance here.
"There it is. It's here, " excitedly said Elise Montana while observing things outside through a gap in the curtain."It's the ice fog. The reflected sunlight is turning everything white!!"
"Good, now we can stay hidden!"
The Legitimacy Kingdom and Information Alliance fleets had been trapped in the thick ice after moving unnaturally close in a large X-shape. The sensors had malfunctioned and vision had been poor, but the fact remained that the hastily-readied fleets had not been equipped for an extreme low-temperature environment.
They could do this now.
Or rather, if they let this opportunity pass them by, the fearsome festival of ship's guns would begin blasting them away along with the scrap metal they were hiding behind.
The gathering of small ice crystals was a weather phenomenon, so it was all up to chance. They had no idea when it would clear up, so Quenser, Heivia, and Elise ran down the gangway and attached their Nordic skis to their boots. The snow covering the icy ground created a crunching feeling through the skis as they moved.
The disconcerting sound like the ground being torn to pieces reached them even at this distance. The Electric 019 was supposedly around 5km away, but the shaking reached their feet through the white ground.
"If they really intend to attack the aurora observation ship from one end to another, they'll want to fire on it from as parallel a position as possible. It's all over once they get into position. They have about 5km left, I think."
"5km?" said Elise."That's only going to take them a few minutes, right? Even a battleship that big can move at several dozen knots, right!?"
"In the normal ocean, yes. But this one is forcing its way through ice thick enough to trap the average warship. It can only move about as fast as a bicycle."
That still meant less than half an hour.
If they screwed up here, they would not get a second chance.
"Heivia, Elise. Do you remember the process?"
"Yes!! If you're worried about anyone, it should be Miss Busty who finds miraculous new ways to be clumsy!!"
"I-I-I-I'm trying my best too!!"
Quenser glanced down at his mobile device and saw the display was almost entirely frozen. But not literally frozen by the Arctic cold.
There was another reason the military device was barely functioning.
"Let's get started."
On that signal, the three of them began moving toward the Information Alliance's Electric 019 that had vanished behind a thick white screen. If they were right about this, they could never reach the side of that battleship no matter what. That meant they could not approach it and set up a plastic explosive like with the other ships.
Of course, nothing else they could do from the outside would damage a ship of that size. They would need Object-level firepower to defeat it in the traditional sense.
But they were not trying to fight in that way.
They had a single goal.
"It's using microwaves, " said Quenser with his breath visible while he desperately stabbed his ski poles into the snow and ice."The same as in a microwave oven! That battleship sends powerful microwaves out from that V-shaped icebreaker blade to vibrate the water molecules and raise their temperature enough to melt the ice!!"
"That does make sense, " added Elise while her large chest shook in time with the movement of her skis."Something was clearly wrong when our mobile devices couldn't communicate with each other inside the same ship. There had to be some kind of invisible signal getting in the way."
"When coming up with a solution, they had to work with whatever they had on hand, so this was perfect for them, " said Heivia."Do you think they maybe tore the radars off of the trapped cruisers and remade them into an icebreaker blade? A ton of military equipment emits high-power microwaves, after all!!"
"Oh, yeah. You're technically a radar analyst, aren't you? What are you doing out here on the front line when the pay's the same???"
"I want to get back to the maintenance base so bad!!"
That meant they only had to cause some trouble there.
If they could get rid of the microwaves, not even that extra-large battleship could break through the ice. In fact, the ship's own weight would work against it. The result would be worse than simply being unable to stop right away. What would happen if it was forced onward without being able to break the ice?
It would be helpless to stop it.
The battleship's own power would crush it like an empty can.
"We can't get anywhere near that battleship when it's emitting microwaves powerful enough to melt meters of ice in real time, " said Quenser.
"I'm aware of that, " said Heivia.
"So we'll have to stop it from a distance. And that's where your sniping skill comes into play. It'll be your finger on the trigger. We're counting on you."
Quenser let go of the object in his hand.
It too was handmade.
It was made from party decorations, so the materials had been easily obtained on that aurora observation ship: aluminum foil, helium gas, a rubber balloon, fishing line, etc.
In other words, it was a handmade silver balloon.
After filling the balloon with helium, he had fully covered the outside with aluminum foil.
"It's at the 100m line!"
"I can't see it in this whiteout!!"
"The ice fog is everywhere, so use the string extending from my hand as a guide. The balloon should be at the end of that."
They circled around the Electric 019 until they had a tailwind toward the battleship. Since they could not approach the ship, they had to release a balloon and let it approach.
Also, the 100m was not its distance to the battleship.
That was its altitude.
"My hair is feeling all frizzy, " said Elise."The small ice crystals in the air are colliding and creating static electricity, aren't they? The electrification is starting even here on the surface!!"
"Heivia."
They had no time for hesitation, so Heivia clicked his tongue and readied his assault rifle.
Lightning could in fact be induced.
A familiar example would be a lightning rod.
However, constructing a large metal pole on top of a building was not the only way. Basically, anything was fine as long as you introduced a highly conductive electrode into an electric field containing enough energy to induce a corona discharge.
For example, by dangling a metal wire from the bottom of a rocket.
For example, by unleashing a straight stream of pressurized water using a pump with even more pressure than a fire truck.
That field of research was known as lightning induction and it had seen partial practical results. It was no longer difficult to send lightning to a specific location as a form of divine punishment.
And lighting was a great mass of energy.
By sending it to the right location, it could distort and break down a powerful wall of microwaves.
So one hit to the Information Alliance's Electric 019 would protect everyone.
"Ahhh!"
A loud gunshot rang out, but Elise let out a sorrowful cry.
Nothing more than a balloon covered in aluminum foil was fairly weak when it came to lightning induction. To use the corona discharge, they really wanted their conductive material to be as pointed as possible like with a lightning rod.
That was why Quenser had tossed some Christmas decorations inside the balloon. Specifically, pointed stars.
The conditions needed for lightning induction were finally in place once the balloon had popped and its contents flew out.
They had not wanted lightning to strike early, so they had encased the stars in the balloon as a sort of on/off switch.
That was the plan anyways. However...
"Did I miss? No!!"
The white curtain kept them from seeing what had happened 100m above them, but the string Quenser held had definitely gone slack. The balloon had popped, but it had not caused the lightning induction they wanted.
"Was the electric field at a different altitude than we expected? Elise, you said your hair was feeling frizzy, right? Let's do it a little lower next time! 80m!!"
"How many chances do we have left!?" asked Elise."I doubt this whiteout will last forever and anyone around here would have heard the gunshot. They have to know we're here, so if they fire a ship's gun based on the sound, only a huge crater will remain here!!"
"They're breaking through the ice as they go, so they shouldn't be able to accurately detect where the sound came from!!"
"You can't know that when we aren't on their ship!"
"Then do you think you can escape a battleship's EM cannon on foot? Cause I know I can't. That means destroying it before it can fire is our only chance!!"
They shoved the decorations made of colored metal leaf into the deflated balloon, inflated it with a can of helium, and attached the fishing line. Then they covered it with the decoy aluminum foil.
And they let go so it took flight.
"Reach it, reach it, " repeated Quenser as a type of prayer as the balloon rose at the other end of the fishing line.
Repeating the same thing after failing once was nerve-racking, but changing things up without thinking it through would only lead you astray. Their theoretical calculations had been accurate, so as long as they could make up for the slight margin of error brought by reality, they could induce this lightning.
Heivia let out a white breath and aimed his assault rifle into the sky.
There was no problem here.
They should be able to do it.
And then....
"I-it's clearing up."
They heard a fearful voice as Elise Montana looked all around them.
"The ice fog is clearing up!! If we don't hide, the battleship will notice us and focus its fire on us!"
Quenser clicked his tongue and used a short cooking knife to cut the fishing line. Then he practically embraced Heivia while collapsing behind a nearby pile of scraps. He was still wearing his skis, so he nearly twisted his ankle.
They had to redo it all.
"Are you sure this will work?" asked Heivia in a dark voice while covered in snow and ice crystals.
Once the white screen cleared up, they were stuck in place.
Their makeshift cover was only good for hiding them. A shot from the ship's guns would obliterate them along with the scrap metal.
And they could not wait forever. Once the Electric 019 arrived in position, it would mercilessly fire on the aurora observation ship.
It was a real dilemma.
"Are you sure this entire method isn't just wrong!? We've trapped ourselves with this idea of ours and wandered into a dead end!"
"Quiet, Heivia. This is only a short gap in the white curtain, so we'll have our safe zone back soon enough. We just need to get one hit in. If we can induce lightning where we want it, we can win this!!"
Heivia aimed his rifle at his ally.
You must never aim at an ally and we must all work together to win this battle. That sounded nice and all, but he had his own reasons for needing to survive this.
His finger was on the trigger.
And he quietly asked a question.
"'I just need one more' is a warning sign when gambling. You can get two 7s pretty easily at the slots and going from two-of-a-kind to three-of-a-kind in poker is really hard. You aren't letting the pressure get to you because those kids' lives are on the line here, are you?"
"That might be true when you're relying on a meaningless jinx like 'instinct' or 'luck', but we're talking about real logic and statistics here. You'll lose big if you change your well-thought-out plans based on your fear of some invisible factor like an unlucky streak."
"..."
The student looked the other boy in the eye even with the muzzle pressed against the center of his forehead.
He gave the obvious answer.
"Do you want to know how to win a million euros at the horse races? Prepare 100 million euros, use an emotionless program to purchase tickets in a way that gradually builds up a small profit margin, and keep at it until you have 101 million euros. After all, it's a mere 1% difference from your starting amount. As long as the statistical and probability theory your program uses is accurate, you can win like that. It's not about luck or a winning streak. Sound logic and repetition will earn you a surefire victory. Listen, even if you hit a temporary setback, you aren't going to improve things if you get scared and change your plan on a whim. Doing that will only lead you away from victory and you'll end up losing again and again until you're drowning in debt."
Elise waved both her arms at them.
"P-please get down! We can't count on the whiteout right now, so you can't let your colorful heads poke up above the scrap!"
"Tch."
Heivia removed his assault rifle's muzzle from Quenser's head.
They endured the wait behind cover.
They endured it and suppressed so much tension it felt like their hearts were leaping out from their throats.
They could feel the shaking of the battleship breaking the ice.
And.
Quenser saw a change in the wind.
"I-it's back, " said Elise."The ice fog is back!!"
"That ate up a lot of time. We don't have much to spare, Heivia!!"
They world was enveloped in white, but Quenser repeated the exact same process as before. After being stuck in place like that, this was so stressful it seemed to be taking years off their lives.
His hands were numb from the cold.
Or were his fingertips trembling from fear and tension?
He had trouble setting up the balloon in the same way as before. He wanted to lash out in frustration, but he told himself that would not improve matters.
Yes, they would not get many more chances at this. He knew that. It was all over once the Information Alliance Electric 019 detected them, but this frigid world might also cause the balloon's rubber to crack. It did not matter how many spare balloons they had if all of them were rendered useless.
"This is terrifying, " said Heivia to honestly express his mental state while holding his assault rifle's grip.
The air was cold enough to freeze his eyelashes, but he was pouring with sweat.
Anyone would be afraid.
Anyone would want to run away.
They could not run from the fear of death here and messing up this one shot would seal the fate of the aurora observation ship's passengers and crew. There had to be something wrong with anyone who felt nothing in this situation.
"Then are you going to give up?"
Quenser was not speaking to anyone else.
He was really speaking to himself while working with the fishing line.
"Are you going to head back to that boy and tell him we can't do it after all due to circumstances beyond our control?"
"Heh."
In that final moment, Heivia Winchell laughed.
Quenser did not usually think about it.
He just saw that boy as an awful friend.
But the fact that Heivia could say this may have been the proof that he was a noble.
"I'd rather die than do that."
He pulled the assault rifle's trigger.
A moment later, a great boom and flash of light seemed to split the world asunder as it dropped straight down and mercilessly pierced the bow of the Electric 019.
Part 10
It took a long time.
In fact, it took more than half an hour, but the gray ship made of steel and composite armor was slowly but surely destroyed like an aluminum can in a vise. First, the icebreaker blade was crushed and fell off. The ship was enormous, so it could not stop right away even though everyone onboard had to know it could not keep going.
The crew may have had a chance to escape outside.
Assuming the continuing bending of the walls did not seal the thick waterproof doors shut.
"The Information Alliance has made a temporary retreat. Or rather, they seem to be waiting to see what happens. They appear to be reassessing their fundamental strategy based on the assumption that an unknown meteorological weapon based around lightning has been introduced to the battlefield, " said busty silver-haired Frolaytia."Anyway, it was fortunate that gave us the time we needed to evacuate the children from the ship. The greedy Information Alliance will gain nothing when they attack the aurora observation ship again. I say we let them waste months stripping off the wallpaper and tearing up the floorboards in search of some nonexistent gold."
"Did anyone bother to remove the nobles from the ballast tank?"
"Leave them be. The Information Alliance is sure to greedily search every last part of that ship, so they might just happen across that bonus prize."
That sounded a bit much for a simple scolding. Nobles would probably be able to find their way back home using diplomatic means, but they might still have to spend the remainder of the holidays in a cell the size of a phonebooth inside an Information Alliance internment facility.
"What will happen to those children?"
"We need to do something about their artificial joints and organs. If word gets out they are filled with valuable products, they could still be abducted by someone up to no good. Those will be replaced with standard-priced commercial products. Let's hope this is the last surgery they ever need."
"And who's paying for that?"
That question might sound harsh, but unlike for nobles, it was an unavoidable part of life for commoners. If those children's families had not been in financial trouble, the nobles could not have used the treatment of the children's illnesses as an excuse to use them as their pawns.
But Frolaytia actually smiled in response.
"Their cooperation has eliminated the risk of all that Immortanoid being hidden in a foreign secret bank, so the proper taxes will now be paid. The government is most thankful. They say the additional taxes will add up to a large enough sum that a small 'cooperation fee' can more than cover for the surgeries. The strict government workers might actually send a fruit basket this time."
Then she gently placed the long, narrow kiseru in her mouth.
After a pause, she continued.
"Immortanoid, huh?"
"Oh, are you interested in that too, Major?" asked Elise."Um, are you perhaps interested in hot springs as part of your Island Nation hobby?"
"I have no interest at all in radiation therapy administered anywhere outside of a specialized medical facility. That just sounds dangerous. More importantly, Elise, are you aware at what percentage Immortanoid is found in the ground?"
"Um, it is worth 200 times the value of gold because it is so rare, right? I assume you would only find a fingertip's worth if you dug through an entire desert."
"You assume wrong, " Frolaytia smiled a little."The answer is zero. Exactly 0. 00%."
Between the Lines 1
This is the story of a world far removed from that battle.
Specifically, it occurs behind a domed stadium. A simple container-style building had been set up within the large material storage yard to provide a dressing room. In the modern age, a 3D printer was enough to build a house.
The silver-haired, brown-skinned Information Alliance officer named Lieutenant Colonel Lendy Farolito mentally gnashed her teeth while viewing the video news on a largish tablet device.
(A mission to shoot down Santa? Dammit, Legitimacy Kingdom, that's actually a really good idea!! That kind of heartwarming military news is supposed to be our specialty. Ahhh, they beat us to it! They beat us to Santa Claus!!)
The Pilot Elite of her maintenance base peered over at the tablet from the side.
That girl with gorgeous ringlet curls had just finished passionately singing at a Christmas concert for about two hours, but she was intently focused on the screen here.
However, she was not interested in whether or not Santa existed.
"Ho, oh ho ho. This...this music playing in the background!! That is my Christmas song, isn't it!? How dare they use it without permission! Royyyallltiiies, royyyallltiiies!!!!"
She started sounded something like a zombie from the Capitalist Corporations.
It was the Information Alliance style to start wars over this kind of thing, but Lendy figured nothing major would happen this time. War required the veneer of justice. If they squashed the Christmas spirit underfoot by starting a war over royalties for a major song, it would only hurt their public image. They would benefit more by playing the sensible adult and overlooking it just this once.
Similar to TV commercials and online banner ads, it was worth paying a lot of money for something as unquantifiable as a good image.
"What are you doing?" asked the Elite.
"We receive leave over the New Year's holiday instead of Christmas, so I mentioned we are holding a military exercise at a Caribbean resort, remember? The budget for that is a little low, so I was thinking I could earn a little something extra to make it a really luxurious vacation."
"So you're investing tax money for personal gain?"
"Call it asset management of public funds."
The Information Alliance was like a manifestation of virtual currencies and electronic money, but that meant it was difficult to get rich quick using the investment methods already widely known to the public. That was why Lendy was headed in a different direction.
"Immortanoid?"
"Hee hee. A bank. It's a bank. The age of banks is upon us."
"Huh? That's where people store their money, right? I don't see how that leads to profit."
"Really? This is a new form of business where you spread disinformation among the residents of an unstable country to work up a panic, convince them their bank accounts are about to be frozen and all their assets are going to be worthless, give them a chance to convert that money into a rare earth that will 'never lose its value', and make sure to charge a commission for each transaction. Mwa ha ha. This gives me a 100% chance of profit! It's guaranteed money!!"
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