Death Food Tool!
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Translator: Zenobys, CatatoPatch
The warm breeze blew.
The wind carried the slight fragrance of immortal herbs, like silk winding around the nasal cavity, penetrating deeply into the heart.
Bu Fang arrived in the Heaven and Earth Farmland.
The atmosphere in the farmland was somewhat moist, but it was very fresh and clean. Taking a deep breath would make people's mind clear and bright.
Below him was a vast prairie. The young grass was green and brimming with vitality.
He arrived at the wooden cabin.
A recliner was placed in front, but it was empty.
Bu Fang was somewhat stunned after seeing this. Usually, Niu Hansan would be found sleeping on the recliner, but now, he was nowhere in sight.
Bu Fang looked around for a while.
The wooden cabin was well located. It was situated in the middle of the Heaven and Earth Farmland, surrounded by immortal fields.
In the immortal fields, there were all kinds of immortal ingredients.
In the meandering river, the burbling sound of the cold and clear water was resounding.
Puff! Puff!
Suddenly, the water exploded, and a Blood Lobster swung its big pincers towards Bu Fang.
However, it was easily beaten back.
With a plopping sound, the Blood Lobster fell back into the cold river.
Initially, Bu Fang had thrown a Blood Lobster into this small river. Now, after a long time, so many Blood Lobsters had been produced in the river.
Bu Fang was very satisfied. The corners of his mouth rose slightly into a smile.
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Suddenly...
The river water blasted once again.
From within, another Blood Lobster brandished its claws at Bu Fang.
Bu Fang was taken aback.
After a while...
Black smoke could be seen billowing from the kitchen and rushing into the sky.
A grill was placed in front of Bu Fang. One by one, Blood Lobsters were placed on it, roasting them until they turned ruddy. From time to time, oily juice dripped on the white flame.
Then, Bu Fang stir-fried a pot of spicy Blood Lobsters on the side and ate with joy.
At this moment, the miserable mooing finally ended.
In the distance, Niu Hansan could be seen wearing a long white robe. On the bridge of his nose, he wore lenses that were made of transparent immortal crystal, making his eyes look big.
Niu Hansan whistled and clasped his hands, his tail swaying as he walked. He seemed to be in a cheerful mood.
Suddenly, Niu Hansan paused and sniffed the fragrance in the air. Instantly, his eyes lit up, and he ran towards the cabin.
"Oh! Owner Bu, what kind of wind blew you here? Did you wait for too long? It was this old bull's fault!"
Niu Hansan drooled as he smelled the sweet aroma, but he still tried to keep calm.
Bu Fang looked at Niu Hansan, then grabbed a roasted Blood Lobster. He opened the shell, took out the brain, and picked it up.
Suddenly, the pink and tender lobster meat jumped out.
As white smoke lingered on the meat, a bright trace wafted above it, looking very delicious.
Bu Fang opened his mouth and sucked in fiercely. He sucked the tender lobster meat into his mouth and chewed.
The meat had a slightly sweet taste, rich aroma, and was moderately salty and spicy. Compared with the Spicy Blood Lobster, the roasted Blood Lobster had a distinct flavor.
As usual, Niu Hansan sat beside Bu Fang. He grabbed a Blood Lobster and started eating.
It was rare to see Bu Fang coming to the Heaven and Earth Farmland to cook. It seems like he had finished his matters in the outside world.
One person and one bull started to deal with the Blood Lobsters.
After a short time, the ground was littered with lobster shells.
Niu Hansan was very, very satisfied. He wiped his grease-stained mouth and sipped his drink.
After eating such a delicious meal and feeling satisfied, this leisurely and comfortable scene was appreciated greatly by Bu Fang.
"Niu Hansan, what were you doing earlier? What's that mooing sound?" Bu Fang wiped the oily juice off his hands as he asked curiously.
"I was studying the ingredients... Didn't Owner Bu encourage me to do that? The two previous attempts were successful, so this old bull was very excited!" Niu Hansan said.
Since opening the wasteland of the Heaven and Earth Farmland, Niu Hansan seemed to idle his time away.
He could not always follow Eighty and the Eight Treasures Pig to run and play on the grassland.
Anyway, that was too childish, not matching up with the mature and steadfast Niu Hansan. Therefore, he thought of studying ingredients.
Fusing all kinds of ingredients and integrating the will of the Great Path into it... seemed to open a new path to Niu Hansan. All colorful and interesting things were incredibly intoxicating to him.
"What does this have to do with the mooing sound..." Bu Fang asked indifferently.
"No... Owner Bu, you misheard. Where was the miserable mooing sound? That was an overwhelming mooing sound filled with emotion!" Niu Hansan said expressionlessly.
"Oh... It's good that you were happy then, " Bu Fang said, full of meaning.
Niu Hansan was very happy indeed. He liked the way Owner Bu's mind worked. Then, he raised his brows inquisitively as he stared at the latter.
"You brought the Strongest Demon King beef here, the one that had the will of the Great Path..." Bu Fang said.
Niu Hansan was taken aback. A moment later, he flicked his hand and threw out a piece of meat.
The corner of Bu Fang's mouth curved up. He didn't ask Niu Hansan why he carried the Strongest Demon King meat.
He started to prepare the Bursting Pissing Beef Meatball.
Soon, each beef meatball bloomed golden brilliance, floating around Bu Fang.
Bu Fang took out one meatball, which was pinched with two fingers, and put away the rest.
"This beef meatball... Is it special?" Niu Hansan was curious.
Bu Fang raised the corner of his mouth.
"Here, take a bite. Just a small bite, though. Otherwise, you would be held accountable for the consequences. After biting off a piece, throw the beef meatball..."
After that, he gave the Bursting Pissing Beef Meatball to Niu Hansan, and the latter promptly bit off a small piece.
"Ah... The flavor is quite good!" Niu Hansan's eyes shone.
Sizzle! Sizzle! Sizzle!
In the beef meatball, there was a heat flow gushing out.
"Throw it away!" Bu Fang hurriedly said.
Niu Hansan was slightly bewildered, but immediately, he threw the beef meatball away.
The golden beef meatball created an exquisite curve as it quickly shot into the distance.
"What a waste... The beef was so delicious..." Niu Hansan was about to complain bitterly, but his words were cut short.
Boom!
The entire Heaven and Earth Farmland slightly trembled.
Niu Han's body stiffened. His jaw dropped as he stared at the explosion in the distance, dumbstruck.
There, the flame soared to the sky, and the fearful shockwave spread...
The strong gust of wind blew, fluttering his hair violently...
"T-This... This..."
Niu Hansan was frightened.
That was the beef meatball that he just took a bite of?
Was that really a meatball?
When he recalled that he bit a bomb a moment ago, Niu Hansan's face suddenly turned purple.
He crouched on the ground and started to dig out his tongue.
Niu Hansan didn't want to die. His happy life just started!
"What are you afraid of? You won't die. This is the delicacy that was made using your ingredients combined with my Gourmet Array, " Bu Fang said."Why don't you help me give this dish a name?"
"Ingredients with the will of the Great Path added to the Gourmet Array... could have this power?" Niu Hansan sucked in a breath of cold air as he stood up.
That beef meatball blasted a huge pit on the ground.
The stability of the Heaven and Earth Farmland was very high. The ground was very firm, and the soil was turned by himself, so he naturally knew clearly the hardness of the land.
But in the distance, a deep pit on the ground was still sending out light smoke.
The power of that beef bomb was absolutely terrible. At least, it would easily kill him with such an explosion.
"It would be better to call it... Death Food Tool?!"
Indeed, a moment ago, Niu Hansan almost felt the feeling of death. So when Bu Fang asked him, he suddenly blurted it out!
"Ah... that name is quite good, much better than my Gourmet Boom name." Bu Fang nodded in satisfaction.
1Niu Hansan rolled his eyes. If Owner Bu named it, he wouldn't have any complaints.
"The Bursting Pissing Beef Meatball of the Death Food Tool!"
Niu Hansan had regained his excitement. If he could obtain one Bursting Pissing Beef Meatball, who would he need to fear from then on?
He was not even a True Immortal Realm expert!
"One kind of Death Food Tool is not enough. I need many, so I came to study with you. Take out all hybrid ingredients that have the will of the Great Path, " Bu Fang said.
Niu Hansan's eyes suddenly shone. After asking Bu Fang to wait for a while, he disappeared.
Not long after, the miserable mooing resounded once again. After that, Niu Hansan rushed back, gasping for breath.
1"This is the wheat that contains the will of the Great Path. Owner Bu should have seen it. This is the beef, the Exploding Flame Pepper, the Blood Lobster, the Fiery Heart Cabbage, and this is..."
Niu Hansan took out a big pile of ingredients, speaking as he showed them one by one.
Eventually, these ingredients were piled up in front of Bu Fang, leaving him slightly dumbfounded.
Finally, Niu Hansan waved at Eighty and the Eight Treasures Pig in the distance.
A pig and a chicken came over with confused faces.
"And those two..."
Niu Hansan grinned, showing his white teeth as he said to Bu Fang.
The corners of Bu Fang's mouth curved. This bull had put the will of the Great Path into most of the ingredients in the Heaven and Earth Farmland.
Was it easy to put in the will of the Great Path? There must be some unknown skills for such a feat.
Bu Fang was somewhat curious about these skills.
A moment later, Bu Fang's palm turned.
A gloomy seedling appeared, which he handed to Niu Hansan.
"This seedling... help me revive it and plant it behind the wooden cabin..."
He would let Niu Hansan, the father of hybrid ingredients, deal with the dormant Immortal Tree's seedling. Perhaps he could bring some surprises.
"Okay, Owner Bu. Let's study the Death Food Tool first!" Niu Hansan's eyes shone.
Bu Fang nodded. He was also excited.
Currently, he had three types of Gourmet Array. With different ingredients, he should be able to mix and match, creating many Death Food Tools.
Aside from the Bursting Pissing Beef Meatball, there would be many more to come, and they would all become his trump card!
That night, Bu Fang moved back and forth in the Heaven and Earth Farmland, immersed in it.
Cooking in the Heaven and Earth Farmland, his dishes would not attract the lightning punishment, which saved him a lot of trouble.
...
A gust of wind blew.
Lying like a corpse on the recliner, Niu Hansan suddenly shook. He then sat up with a drowsy look.
Wiping off the drool on the corner of his mouth, he stared at the distance.
There, Bu Fang was standing, holding a dish in his hand.
The appearance of that dish was somewhat strange.
It was decorated with an iron lotus flower. Under the iron lotus flower, there was a white flame burning.
Inside that iron lotus flower... was the fragrant Fiery Heart Cabbage.
That cabbage had a bit of beef inside it. After finally heating the dish, it presented a deep blue color, which was the color of lightning.
It looked like a very simple dish.
It was the only successful Death Food Tool they made after they had stirred up everything for so long.
Containing the will of the Great Path, the Fiery Heart Cabbage mixed with demon beef had been deemed successful.
After adding the unusual ingredient, the iron lotus flower, Bu Fang graciously called it Dried Pot Cabbage.
This Dried Pot Cabbage was the Death Food Tool that they had successfully made. As for its power, they had not tried it yet.
However, Bu Fang planned to test it now.
"Owner Bu, would it be a good idea to try it in the Heaven and Earth Farmland? If the power is too strong, what should we do if it destroys the farmland?!" Niu Hansan hurriedly said.
Bu Fang was momentarily stunned, then nodded. What the old bull said was reasonable.
After that, his mind flickered.
Carrying the Dried Pot Cabbage, he left the Heaven and Earth Farmland with Niu Hansan and came to the restaurant.
Bu Fang then asked the drowsy Nethery to bring the Netherworld Ship and take him to the Heaven Nether Bridge...
Of course, this favor was paid with Spicy Blood Lobsters.
The void tore open, and the Netherworld Ship floated out of it.
As Niu Hansan sat on the Netherworld Ship, he widened his eyes and wondered where they were.
When he saw the majestic Nether Prison's city wall in the distance, Niu Hansan's face suddenly changed.
The heavy pressure made him crouch, his mind shivering.
Creak...
The bronze gate was pushed open a crack.
At the crack, a cyan palm made an effort to push the gate.
As Bu Fang jumped from the Netherworld Ship, the Vermillion Robe on his body burst out with a scarlet brilliance.
The flaming wings opened, scattering scarlet feathers.
Bu Fang's hair was fluttering as he looked down at the Dried Pot Cabbage in his hand.
His eyes suddenly shone.
How strong is its power? They would soon find out!
In the distance, Niu Hansan was trembling on the Netherworld Ship.
As for Nethery, she was stretching her body. Her slender palm covered her red lips as she yawned.
Her languid eyes looked at Bu Fang in the distance.
She didn't know what Bu Fang wanted to do, but his appearance looked very imposing.
The aroma from the dish in his hand made her drool, and she couldn't help but hope to take a bite.
However, Bu Fang didn't let her eat it. She had no way to get it as pouting was useless.
Bu Fang firmly rejected her with righteous words.
Suddenly...
Nethery's eyes shrank.
In the distance, the bandage on Bu Fang's arm had loosened, and the Taotie phantoms appeared behind him.
COMMENT
The dish contained in the iron lotus flower was suddenly thrown.
It changed into a deep-blue stream of light, crossing the Heaven Nether Bridge. It passed through the Nether Prison's city wall and penetrated the bronze gate.
A moment later, Bu Fang, Niu Hansan, and Nethery were all completely shocked!
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