novelI Don't Feel Hot! I'm Not Taking Off My Clothes!
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Chapter 208: I Don't Feel Hot! I'm Not Taking Off My Clothes!
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
She has listed a few more items. Di Fuyi looked at her and asked, "Are you going to marinate yourself or turn into a stew?"
Gu Xijiu closed her eyes to show her dissatisfaction, "Only these things could remove the disguise on my face!"
"I trust you." Di Fuyi smiled."But, what are these things on your body?"
He took a glance at her fat round body, "How many layers of cotton robes are you wearing inside?
Are you not scared of rashes? Do you need me to help you to take it off?"
Gu Xijiu was upset and said, "I don't feel hot! I don't need to remove them!"
In order to make herself look really fat, she had also disguised her body. It felt like a real layer of fat on her belly.
While it was even harder to remove those fats, she needed some special materials for a bath.
Although the carriage was big enough, it could not fit the bathtub. Besides that, she did not want to be naked and take a bath in front of Di Fuyi as well!
Di Fuyi quickly told his subordinates to prepare those materials and check on Gu Xijiu again, "You really feel okay?"
"Yes, I feel chilly. Look at my face, I didn't even sweat." Gu Xijiu said.
Di Fuyi was quite easy going, "Alright, up to you."
Gu Xijiu felt relieved, he did not seem to be as crazy as what she had imagined.
"Where are you bringing me?" Although there was a window in the cabin, she was lying down on the cushion. She could only see the clouds up above. Apparently, the carriage was flying in the sky...
"Open Heaven Stage." Di Fuyi said.
Gu Xijiu was stunned, "I thought you promised to give a three day buffer period!"
"Ummm, that's only on the condition of your not trying to escape, but alas, you even poisoned me." Di Fuyi said.
"But... But I failed, right? You're perfectly fine. You're a Celestial Master, don't be so fussy with a kid."
"No, you succeeded." Di Fuyi spoke slowly, "I was poisoned, but we can only find out if I'm safe or not after we get married."
Gu Xijiu remained silent.
She took a deep breath and said, "Master Palace, I think we need to talk."
Di Fuyi looked at her, "Not everyone is allowed to address me as Master Palace, did you know that? First of all, he or she must be my subordinate. Secondly, he or she must be my friend. And lastly, my wife can also address me this way. So, which one are you?"
Gu Xijiu was speechless. She was not his subordinate, not his friend, and of course, she was not his wife!
"Then... Mr. Celestial Master"
"We have two Celestial Masters, how would I know who you are calling?"
Gu Xijiu did not want to argue about trivial matters, "Fine! Mr. Celestial Master Zuo, I..."
"Everyone is addressing me this way, so you mean to say you are their equals?"
Gu Xijiu was upset and speechless. Could he not even talk nicely!?
"Then what should I address you?"
Di Fuyi extended his legs and said, "Sweetheart, you should figure it out by yourself."
Gu Xijiu pondered and asked, "Oh right, why are you calling me 'sweetheart'?"
He has been calling her as sweetheart many times now. She did not care previously, as she was busy planning her great escape.
Di Fuyi looked at her and said, "Many years ago, I had a tour outside and that was the first time I met you. You were so tiny back then." He raised his hand and tried to illustrate her size with his hand. I had already called you sweetheart at that time."
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