Fat Brother Is Pregnant
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Tian Boguang was laughing loudly when he heard Li Meiyu's diagnosis just now. But when he heard his diagnosis from Li Joongki, his smile immediately froze on his face and he was completely dumbfounded.
The situation changed quickly. Li Meiyu, who had been embarrassed by his laughter did not care about her image and laughed out loud.
Zhi Fubao laughed so hard that tears came out of his eyes. He patted Tian Boguang on the shoulder and said with difficulty, "Brother, when did you get into this condition? Why didn't you tell me?"
Tian Boguang said angrily, "Damn, I'll fight him to the death!"
Everyone present, except for those people from Koryo, fell about in wild laughter.
The corners of Feng Wu's mouth twitched as she said to Qin Haodong, "You're going too far, aren't you?"
"I don't think so!" Qin Haodong glanced at Li Mintae and the others, whose faces were extremely gloomy. He said, "Do you know what these people are doing here? It seems to be a cultural communication, but in fact it's a deliberate provocation.
"In the past, they were ignorant and backward and the Huaxia race passed on our culture and taught them medical skills and what was the end result?"
"These ungrateful guys said that the Compendium of Materia Medica was created by them."
Feng Wu said lightly, "Whatever they say, they can't change the facts. Chinese medicine comes from Huaxia. Everyone knows it clearly."
"No! You're wrong. Not everyone knows." Qin Haodong said, "Only we know it clearly. Some foreigners and westerners can't tell the difference. They even think Chinese medicine originated from Koryo medicine.
For example, President Alice. I guess she couldn't figure out the connection between Chinese medicine and Koryo medicine. If these people continue to do that, there will be more and more people who don't know."
Feng Wu said, "Are these false impressions that important to you?"
Qin Haodong said, "Of course it's important! The reason why you don't care about it is because you don't care about traditional Chinese medicine."
"If I guess right, you should be a warrior. If one day someone comes to say that the skills of your sect were learned from them or even stolen from them, how would you feel?"
"For example, if you have a child, but your neighbor said the child is his. What will you think? Will you be indifferent to it? Will you agree with him?"
"Uh..."
Feng Wu's expression changed slightly and she did not comment further.
She had her own sect and things she valued. She would never allow others to say offensive remarks about the things she cared about.
Qin Haodong continued to say, "The reason why I did this is because, on the one hand, I want them to see the gap of the medical skills between them and us. On the other hand, I wanted them to lose face. If they were shameless, I want them to be aware of it.
"I wanted let everyone to know that our medical skills are better."
"Only by doing this will I be able to teach them a lesson. Otherwise, they will continue to provoke us again in the future. Anyway, if they win, they will be heroes. It doesn't matter if they lose."
Feng Wu's expression changed. She said, "You're right!"
While they were talking, the laughter in the venue gradually faded and Alice had also stopped laughing.
As the referee, she had to continue. She said to Li Joongki, who was by now in a total mess, "Mr. Li, please tell me the diagnosis of the third person."
"Uh..."
Although he had already noticed that something was wrong, he still had to tell the final result. Li Joongki gritted his teeth and said, "The pulse of the third person is very fast. According to my medical experience, she is pregnant!"
Zhi Fubao stopped smiling and rubbed his face, which felt a little numb. When he heard Li Joongki's diagnosis, he suddenly widened his eyes."What? What are you talking about? When did I get pregnant?"
Tian Boguang, who had been the butt of the joke for some time, suddenly burst out laughing."You're pregnant. Fat brother, are you really pregnant? Who is the child's father? It has nothing to do with me!"
Zhi Fubao was so angry that his eyes immediately widened."What the hell! You can't say that I'm pregnant just because you saw my big belly, right?"
With the announcement of this diagnosis, there was uproar in the venue again, which had just quietened down. Everyone had begun to have doubts about today's communication meeting. It seemed that they came here to watch a comedy.
Is this doctor kidding? He said the beautiful woman was impotent, the tall handsome man had irregular menses and the tall and strong man was pregnant!
"Are you kidding us? Can you be more reliable?"
"Go down! Go down! With such low level skills, how dare you challenge us? You still have a long way to go!"
"With this level, why don't you stay at home? Don't make a fool of yourself."
In the face of the surrounding ridicule, Li Joongki's face turned pale, his eyes were dull and even his understanding of what he had learned, was shaken."What's going on? What's going on? Why is it wrong?"
Alice said, "Mr. Li Joongki, although I don't understand Koryo medicine or Chinese medicine, I can safely say that your diagnoses of the three patients are completely wrong.
"The first patient is a beautiful woman. You said she was impotent, the second and the third patient are both men, but you said that one had irregular menses and one is pregnant. It's not rocket science and your diagnoses are wrong."
Feng Wu said to Qin Haodong, "I'm really curious. What did you do?"
"In fact, it's very simple. It's just a little trick." Qin Haodong looked at her and smiled."If you want, I can also send you a pulse condition and you can choose any of the three conditions."
"Bah! Keep it for yourself."
A rare blush appeared on Feng Wu's face, making her look exceptionally charming.
"How could this be?" Li Joongki was confused. Suddenly, he saw Qin Haodong beside him, laughing happily. He immediately cried, "I know, it's him. It must be him. It must be him. He must have cheated!"
Alice's face immediately darkened. She said in a cold voice, "Mr. Li, are you questioning the fairness of my judgement? If you say that Mr. Qin cheated, please show us your evidence!"
"I..." Li Joongki only felt that something was not right. He had no proof at all.
"Come down, don't make a fool of yourself anymore."
Li Mintae asked Li Joongki to come down and said to Alice, "Miss Alice, my son's turn is over. It should be Mr. Qin Haodong's turn according to the rules."
"All right then."
Alice shook her head slightly. In her opinion, there was no need to continue. However, since one side had demanded it, she had to complete the competition.
She turned back to Qin Haodong and said, "Mr. Medical Sage, it's your turn."
Qin Haodong smiled and nodded. Then he sat down in front of Li Mintae's table, covered his eyes with a black eyeshade and put on a headset that was playing music.
Li Mintae said to Kim Siyuan, "Pick three healthy students from our school and send them to Qin Haodong for a diagnosis."
"Teacher, what do you mean?" Kim Siyuan asked in a low voice.
Li Mintae said, "We have already been very disgraced in this match. Now we can only hope that Qin Haodong will make a mistake and save our dignity.
"Since he dares to call himself Medical Sage, he must have some skills. Ordinary diseases are not a problem for him, so it's better for us to play a trick on him. Send him three students in good health and see if it will make him confused."
"Yes, teacher!"
Kim Siyuan nodded. Li Mintae's trick was not about medicine, but to test a person's temperament. In this kind of competition, it was difficult for any ordinary person to have the courage to make three healthy diagnoses.
As long as Qin Haodong made a wrong diagnosis, it would be regarded as a face saving factor for them.
She stepped off the stage and soon brought two students from Koryo to the stage.
Li Mintae said, "Why do we have only two students?"
Kim Siyuan said, "We did not bring many students with us. It's not easy to find another completely healthy one. I'll be the third one."
Li Mintae nodded. The three of them wrote down their physical conditions and handed it to Alice. The first student walked to Qin Haodong.
Qin Haodong reached out his hand and touched the student's wrist for about ten seconds and then said, "Okay, next one."
Then he only took more than ten seconds for the second student and called for the third one.
Fang Helun frowned and said, "It's too fast, isn't it? These young people have no patience. Is he being a little cocky?"
Su Hongbo did not care. He said with a smile, "I don't think Little Qin is that kind of person. Even if he is arrogant, he has the capital to be an arrogant person."
So far, he was extremely satisfied with Qin Haodong's performance in the exchange meeting, which was simply beyond his previous expectations.
After the second student left, Kim Siyuan sat down and put her wrist on the table.
Qin Haodong put his hand on the wrist of Kim Siyuan. When everyone thought he would end the diagnosis soon, he frowned slightly.
10 seconds. 20 seconds. One minute. Two minutes. After three minutes, Qin Haodong retracted his right hand.
After the students left, Qin Haodong took off the eyeshade and headset and began to write down his diagnoses on the paper.
Like the previous procedure, he first handed the written paper to Alice and then told her his diagnosis results publicly according to Alice's request.
Qin Haodong said, "The first one is in good health and the second one is in good health..."
When he said this, Li Mintae's heart suddenly jumped. Was this young man's psychological quality so good that his plan was going to fail?
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