novelA Piece of Shit
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In Fang Zhaoping's view, the reason why he couldn't catch up with Su Hui was that she was too excellent. In terms of family background, Su Hui was no worse than him, and in terms of talent, Su Hui had always been superior.
However, those two newcomers were different. With their own backgrounds and appearance, as long as he stretched out his olive branches, they would surely accept him happily. They might even act like man-chasers.
The more he thought about it, the more confident he became. His eyes were constantly moving between Nalan Wushuang and Qi Waner. Those two women were very outstanding, making it difficult for him to choose.
After thinking for a while, he finally chose Qi Waner, who looked cuter. He thought that a girl with such a look would definitely be cute and good-tempered.
After making up his mind, he moved closer to Qi Waner.
"Hello, Qi Waner. Let me introduce myself. My name is Fang Zhaoping. My grandfather is Professor Zhang Helun of our Chinese medicine school."
Su Hui frowned slightly. It wasn't because he was flirting with other girls. Rather, it was because she disliked him for mentioning his grandfather's name no matter where he went.
Although they grew up together, that was the main reason she had never been kind to Fang Zhaoping.
Qi Waner glanced at Fang Zhaoping and said, "Hello. What do you want to do?"
Fang Zhaoping said gracefully, "Waner, I found my world when I saw you. You are so beautiful. Can you tell me your phone number?"
He felt that his line was so excellent that he could definitely win the heart of this girl.
Sadly, Qi Waner let him down. She said lightly, "I'm sorry, I don't know you. I have nothing to do with you. I can't tell you my phone number!"
The smile on Fang Zhaoping's face froze instantly. He didn't expect Qi Waner to refuse him without skipping a beat.
It was okay when Su Hui refused him, but why did this newcomer treated him the same?
He asked subconsciously, "Why?"
At this time, their conversation had attracted classmates around them. Everyone looked at them and wanted to see the new girl's answer.
Under the gazes of many people, Qi Waner showed a strange smile on her face and said, "Because you are too ugly!"
"Haha..."
The students around them burst into laughter, which attracted the attention of other classes. They all looked in their direction.
"He is too ugly!" Zhi Fubao laughed and said, "This female student's eyes are really sharp. She saw the essence at a glance. I also think that this guy is too ugly!"
Tian Boguang also laughed and said, "He is so poor. He's so ugly, but he think he is handsome. Doesn't he have a mirror at home? Won't he look at himself in the toilet reflection when he wakes up in the morning?"
Fang Zhaoping suddenly couldn't calm down with the sarcastic eyes of the crowd trained on him. He angrily shouted at Zhi Fubao and Tian Boguang, "What are you talking about? You're saying I'm ugly? Are you more handsome than me?"
Zhi Fubao laughed and said, "There's something wrong with your brain. Didn't you hear what she just said? If you weren't ugly, how could you be refused by Qi Waner?"
"You..." Fang Zhaoping was so angry that his face was gray. He shouted angrily, "Try if you have the ability. I'll concede to anything if she doesn't refuse you."
He had always been proud and arrogant, thinking that if he could not win Qi Waner's heart, it would be even more impossible for others to succeed.
Zhi Fubao cried, "If anyone of us succeeds, you'll have to publicly admit that you're a pile of shit!"
"No problem! If you fail, you have to apologize to me for what you said just now!"
Fang Zhaoping was also very angry and agreed without hesitation.
"Everyone heard it. That's what he said."
After that, he turned to Qin Haodong and the others."Buddies, my mission is done. It's up to you now. Don't embarrass me."
Qin Haodong was speechless. He said, "You are really good. After provoking him, you turned around and threw the problem to me."
Dai Hongbing blushed and said, "I can't do that. I've never had a girlfriend before!"
Tian Boguang said, "Don't look at me. I don't have that ability. If we want to catch that girl, I think the boss is the only one who can do it."
Zhi Fubao grabbed Qin Haodong's hand and said, "Boss, we're all counting on you. Don't let our dormitory 508 fall in shame!"
Zhang Zhichao had just wiped the nosebleed away. When he saw Qin Haodong, he gnashed his teeth with hatred. He said, "He is just a boy toy who is good at sneak attacks. Even our boss has been rejected. How can he succeed?"
Qin Haodong gave him a playful look and said, "Watch carefully, boy. Watch and learn how to chase girls. It's not a big deal to ask for a phone number. I can make her call me darling right off the bat."
Fang Zhaoping said indignantly, "Don't just brag! Aren't you afraid of getting slapped?"
In his opinion, it was impossible for Qin Haodong to ask the girl to call him darling after barely meeting for the first time.
Qin Haodong ignored him and stepped toward Qi Waner while everyone was watching.
Qi Waner also turned to look at him with an inscrutable smile on her face.
Qin Haodong came to Qi Waner and lifted her smooth chin. He imitated the tone of a TV rogue and said with a smile, "Little girl, you are beautiful. Call me darling!"
"What the hell? This is not chasing girls. Isn't he asking for death?"
"I guess that Qi Waner will slap him..."
"He is really overconfident. It's possible for him to succeed if he just asks for a phone number. Now he can only be refused..."
While everyone had pessimistic ideas about the outcome, a shocking scene happened.
"Come on. It makes me feel so embarrassed." Qi Waner gave him a charming look and then said in a sweet voice, "Darling, I missed you!"
That was not all. After that, she took the initiative to kiss Qin Haodong's cheek.
"What the hell, what did I see?"
"What the hell? I am still single. Is it because I've been too conservative when I chat with girls?"
"I guess I'll have to change my playing style in the future. When I chase after a girl, I must be bolder and more shameless..."
Everyone in the room was shocked. No one had expected that Qin Haodong would really succeed.
Fang Zhaoping did not expect that the girl who refused him without hesitation would instead accept Qin Haodong."What is going on? Why the boy toy so popular now?"
"Boss, you're so mighty, you're really powerful!" Zhi Fubao shouted desperately beside them.
Tian Boguang yelled, "Boss, please accept my respect. You're my idol!"
Seeing that his side had won, Zhi Fubao turned his head and shouted at Fang Zhaoping, "Everyone has seen it. Now it's time for you to fulfill your promise. Tell everyone your real identity. You are actually just a pile of shit!"
"You..."
Fang Zhaoping's ears and face were so red that it looked as if blood would soon drip out of his face. It was he who said those words. There were so many people watching. He couldn't go back on his words now, could he?
He had to admit that he was a pile of shit, but he couldn't say it in any case.
Seeing his boss embarrassed, Wang Haiqiang rolled his eyes and said, "You are all wrong. In fact, our boss is not talking about Qi Waner, but the other new girl. You need make her kiss you too."
"Right... Right..." Fang Zhaoping said quickly, "That's what I meant just now!"
Zhi Fubao suddenly got angry and scolded him, "Can't the students in your room 510 be more shameless? Why did you change your attitude so quickly?"
Tian Boguang also cried, "That's right. Just now, you were clearly talking about Qi Waner, but now you say Nalan Wushuang. Are you talking nonsense?"
While people around him were chattering, Fang Zhaoping was embarrassed at first, but then he cried, "Anyway, that's what I mean. It's your fault if you don't understand it."
Qin Haodong stopped Zhi Fubao and Tian Boguang, then he asked, "Are you sure this time? If I succeed again, you won't deny it, will you?"
"It's impossible. It's absolutely impossible. If you can succeed, I will fulfill my promise."
Fang Zhaoping couldn't help shaking his head. In any case, he didn't believe that Qin Haodong could conquer two top-grade beauties in succession, unless they were both fools.
"That's what you said. Remember, don't take your words as farts anymore."
After Qin Haodong said that, he turned back and approached Nalan Wushuang.
As he walked, many people's hearts were raised, and the single men of the Chinese medicine class began to pray silently.
"My goddess, please refuse him and leave the opportunity to me..."
"God, don't let this guy succeed again. Leave us an opportunity!"
Facts would soon prove that God did not pay attention to their prayers. What they didn't want to see happened again.
Before Qin Haodong reached her, Nalan Wushuang took the initiative to rush towards him. She stretched out her arms to hold Qin Haodong's neck and kissed him on the other cheek.
She showed her lovesickness with that kiss.
"Oh my God. No way..."
"How come my goddess also fell? Is there any justice in this?"
"It's too absurd. This boy toy, I'm going to fight with him to the death..."
At this time, Qin Haodong had become the public enemy of all his male classmates. The four girls in the Chinese medicine class were all extremely beautiful, but all of them had gathered around him.
He had so many beautiful girls who liked him. Did he even consider the feelings of single men?
No matter what other people thought, Qin Haodong won the gamble easily again.
Zhi Fubao jumped in front of Fang Zhaoping and said with a laugh, "Boy, do you see how mighty my boss is? What do you want to say this time?"
Right then, Fang Zhaoping's heart torn to pieces."Why? Why do these women like this boy toy? Why nobody likes me?"
Tian Boguang approached him and said, "Fang Zhaoping, hurry up and fulfill your promise. We can't wait any longer. Are you going back on your word?"
"I..."
Fang Zhaoping's mouth was wide open, but he couldn't say anything. Anyway, he couldn't admit that he was just a pile of shit in public.
In the end, he stamped his feet and turned his head to hide on the other side of the crowd.
Although Zhi Fubao and Tian Boguang still wanted to chase after him, they were stopped by Qin Haodong.
Zhi Fubao shouted angrily, "Boss, don't stop us. We're going to get even with this shameless man!"
Qin Haodong said, "Forget it, it doesn't make any difference if he says it aloud or not. He's a piece of shit in everyone's eyes."
Tian Boguang suddenly laughed and cried, "You are right. No matter if he wants to admit it or not, he is just a piece of shit in our eyes."
Fang Zhaoping was hiding in the corner. His face was pale at the moment. He had been completely defeated, in the most miserable way.
If he admitted that he was a piece of shit in public, there would be no prestige for him, at all. On the other hand, if he hid in the crowd and refused to admit it, taking back his words would make his image take a sharp fall. It would be impossible for him to be the monitor!
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