Snot Squeezing Girl
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Undercover people don't touch women, that's a joke told by movies and TV shows in the fake sky. If he really did undercover work like that, he would be able to cope with a short-term undercover job. If he dared to play clean in such a big case that required long-term undercover work, the result would be that he would die in the streets in minutes. Puritans and gentlemen couldn't do this. Gu Tianyou had never been a fuel-efficient lamp. He had already come to this realization when he was determined to accept this task.
However, there had to be a bottom line.
Xu Xiaoman was not a little girl with red lips. She was pure, cute, kind, and innocent. At the same time, she was the daughter of the police legend and martyr Xu Deaf.
When Ren Qiushi was discussing the Dao with Gu Tianyou in Jianghu, he gave Gu Tianyou an army. He insisted on forcing Gu Tianyou and Xu Xiaoman to get married.
Gu Tianyou really couldn't prevaricate, so he could only use a slow-moving strategy: "It's important, you must be prepared, right?"
Ren Qiushi categorically refused, "It's better to choose a day than to bump into a day. Today, you are the second boss of my kidnapper gang."
"Then tomorrow night, " Gu Tianyou said, "this little beauty has already hooked up with my greedy bugs today." As he said that, he pulled the little girl beside him into his arms and kissed her. Tsk tsk praised her, "Brother, this greeting gift is too appealing to my brothers."
Ren Qiushi chuckled dryly and said, "Since that's the case, why don't you kill two birds with one stone and split the cage into two? First, we'll comb this little one, then we'll go get a roommate with our younger siblings."
Holy sh*t, this is what you call moving rocks to smash your feet. The reprieve had not been played out and the old debt had not been repaid and new debt had not been added. Gu Tianyou suddenly felt that one was bigger than the other. Xu Xiaoman was Xu Deaf's daughter, so she couldn't be touched. Wasn't this little girl the innocent daughter of a good family? If she was a romantic, as long as she didn't refuse, Gu Tianyou wouldn't mind being romantic.
"Brother, aren't you?"
Gu Tianyou really wanted to say that this was the case, but Ren Qiushi would probably lose face on the spot once he said this. This was a water thief crossing the river to play with a dog digging. The old sparrow trembled in front of him. He really treated Master Ren as a merciful monk.
At the end of the day, he could only take one step at a time. He agreed to meet Xu Xiaoman first and then see how he could adapt to the situation.
Gu Tianyou bravely said, "Since my elder brother is so generous, then my elder brother has no choice but to be cynical and accept my elder brother's kindness."
Ren Qiushi laughed loudly, "Little brother is young and romantic. He is indeed worthy of being a member of our generation. I will have someone arrange for you right now."
Gu Tianyou asked, "Can we start with Xu Xiaoman?"
Ren Qiushi smiled sinisterly and said, "Brother, I'm afraid that this little girl will lose my fire. When I get married to my sister-in-law, I'll show my face, right?"
Gu Tianyou cupped his hands and said, "Please find a clean place for me. Brother may have to live here for a long time in the future. I still want to save some face. If the brothers in the gang find out about the pouting of my butt, it won't be good for me to serve them in the future, won't it ruin your good intentions?"
Ren Qiushi nodded in understanding, "Don't worry, brother understands this rule. I promise that I won't broadcast the news about you and your sister-in-law live." Then, he smiled again and said, "Brother, you don't want to play with me because it doesn't rain or thunder, do you?"
"How can I? Let alone brother, I don't have such a heart. Even if I do have such a plan, I can't hide it from brother's God's Eye like torch."
Ren Qiushi snorted softly, "It's good to know."
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In the neat room, there was a bamboo couch and a veil curtain decorated with candles.
Ren Qiushi kept his word and did not do anything in the room. Actually, this old ghost was truly moved by love. Moreover, there was basically no doubt about Gu Tianyou. Perhaps there were experienced old scouts who could grasp those Jianghu incision codes, but at Gu Tianyou's age, he naturally wouldn't be any old scouts. Although he had already made his judgment, he was still a little worried. The matter of whether Xu Xiaoman was innocent or not.
Gu Tianyou was still pondering how to survive the current situation. As soon as the door opened, Xu Xiaoman hurriedly walked in. Seeing Gu Tianyou, he was stunned for a moment before crying loudly. He came over and grabbed Gu Tianyou, hammering and beating him. He kept saying, "Where did you run off to? They're all scared to death."
The whole process was completed in one go, and the crying was quite similar to that. It seemed that the play was not bad.
Gu Tianyou listened to the commotion in his surroundings and was sure that the partition wall had no ears before he said, "There's no need to pretend. No one is listening and no one is monitoring." Then he asked, "Where's Old Geng? Have you been with him these past few days?"
Xu Xiaoman nodded and said, "Uncle Geng said that they must be looking for me because of you. If you want me to come, I'll cry with you first."
Gu Tianyou nodded. Looking at Xu Xiaoman, who was pure and enthusiastic, she wanted to tell her about the matter, but it was hard to say.
Xu Xiaoman looked at the bamboo couch and then looked around. After a moment of silence, he suddenly asked, "What do you mean they arranged for us to be in the same room?"
"Guess what."
"I don't dare to guess. Ever since I was young, I can't even think about such a beautiful thing. I'll wake up when I think about it."
"I want to know what kind of beautiful thing you're talking about?"
Xu Xiaoman lowered her head and remained silent, her face flushed red, adding a bit of charm.
Gu Tianyou coughed and bravely said, "I have almost gained Ren Qiushi 's trust. I'm only one step away from getting more access to secrets and freedom of movement."
Xu Xiaoman blinked her big eyes and was quite perceptive, "Is this part related to me?"
Gu Tianyou nodded, "Ren Qiushi is an old martial artist. He is worried about a small flaw in your body, so he wants to force me to do something you are unwilling to do."
Xu Xiaoman rolled her eyes and blurted out, "What if I'm willing?"
"You know what I'm talking about. Just say it, " Gu Tianyou said.
Xu Xiaoman lowered her head, her face red. She whispered, "I'm twenty-three. I'm not a fool."
Gu Tianyou still hesitates, "Did you know I have a girlfriend?"
"I only know that I haven't had a boyfriend yet." Xu Xiaoman lowered her head and looked at her toes. Her pair of snow-white feet were young. Never been appreciated by a man.
"How could this be? Your own conditions are so good." Gu Tianyou looked at her. She looked pure and lovely. How could such a girl not be chased?
"I am the daughter of a hero, The criminal police in Qinzhou are either my uncle or my brother, No bad boy has dared to talk to me since high school, Write me love letters, And then I was bailed to the police academy, White Commander came to see me at school on the first day, Then came Uncle Guan and Senior Brother Ding, No more. Everyone knows that no matter how bad or good my grades are, it doesn't matter. The allocation of jobs has been settled. Since then, every girl has been good to me, but not particularly good. Most boys respect me and keep a distance from me. Occasionally, one or two people who want to get close to me will also lose out because they are worried about affecting the allocation of jobs."
"Perhaps they never thought of staying with you forever. They only retreated because they were afraid of taking responsibility."
"Yes, they all feel that dating me is too stressful. It's like an adventure that can only succeed but not fail. They don't know what the future holds, but they all know very well that if someone hurts me, they can't continue in this business."
"I'm probably not afraid of this, but I'm afraid of hurting you."
"What if I don't care about being hurt by you?" She suddenly took a step forward and Chanel's coat fell lightly to the ground.
"I'm not the kind of person you see on the surface." Gu Tianyou felt that there might be another way to solve the current problem.
"What I value about you is only the surface." Xu Xiaoman unbuttoned her skirt.
Her smooth shoulders, beautiful neck, snow white body, and a pair of plump chests were hidden in a light green chest. She was like a pair of naughty rabbits about to emerge. Her flat and healthy belly, small underwear of the same color as her chest, and a few strands of suspicious hair had even emerged from the edges. Black, bright, and healthy colors.
Gu Tianyou took a deep breath and raised his head, trying not to look at her."I'm sure I can't give you what you want."
"What if I just want a good orgasm?" She unbuttoned her chest and took another step forward. She almost pressed her face against her face and asked, "Don't tell me you have a problem?"
Gu Tianyou wrapped his hands around her slender waist and looked at her seriously, "What happened after that?"
Xu Xiaoman 's face flashed with joy, "Perhaps tomorrow we will both die, who cares?"
Gu Tianyou grabbed her dishonest little hand and said, "What if you can't die? Leave this place and go home. How are you going to face her in front of your mother?"
"Gu Tianyou, you're really not a man. Even a young lady like me dares to say that her belt is looser than yours. What? Do I have to be responsible for sleeping with you once?" Xu Xiaoman pulled back her hand, but she simply removed the last restraint on her body. She closed her eyes and laid on the bamboo couch with her arms open. Her legs were divided into big characters.
"You asked for this. You really treat this daddy like a willow blossom." Gu Tianyou said fiercely.
Without hesitation, he pulled off his shirt, took off his trousers and pressed them down.
"Ah ... it hurts ... don't, don't pull it out, oh ... you're amazing, yah! It hurts, move, move, don't worry, it's not that delicate."
When everything was calm, Xu Xiaoman 's group shrank into Gu Tianyou's embrace. His neck and chest were filled with excitement, but the red tide hadn't faded yet. His entire body was trembling slightly.
"It's really great." She stroked Gu Tianyou's scratched chest with her small hand, and her fingertips sliced across the wound on her shoulder. She said faintly, "Is this left behind by her girlfriend?"
"Yes." Gu Tianyou grabbed the naughty little hand and said, "She bit me, and you grabbed me. You're not a fuel-efficient lamp."
Xu Xiaoman bit her lips and said, "I actually know how to bite." As he spoke, he glanced down."Didn't you say you could shoot? Why is yours like this? Is it because I'm not as good as her?"
"No." Gu Tianyou said solemnly, "I need to maintain a high level of attention and complete physical strength."
"I feel like I'm at a disadvantage. There's so much blood and water flowing out that I didn't even squeeze out the mucus under your nose."
This sentence comes from a famous joke. Gu Tianyou had heard about it more than once in the song, but he didn't expect that she had also heard the story of a silly girl squeezing her nose."Otherwise, I'll give you another chance to see if you can squeeze it out."
"Forget it. My legs are weak and my waist is aching. I'm afraid I can't take it anymore. I'll take care of you after I wake up and recover my strength." Xu Xiaoman hugged Gu Tianyou's arm and said, "I'm so excited that I can't sleep. Please talk to me for a while."
"If Dai Xiaolou finds out about this today, he can shoot me with a gun, " Gu Tianyou said.
"Hehe, it's not going to happen." Xu Xiaoman frowned slightly and was a little worried, "But when you said that, I remembered someone. I must not let him know what happened today."
"Who is it? More vicious than Team Dai?"
"My brother, Xu Xiaofeng, Commander of the 722 Special Forces of the Armed Police Headquarters. He was nicknamed Madman Xu. He won the 5th championship of the Armed Forces Grand Competition and was the only full-score individual champion in the International Gendarmerie Special Forces Competition. When I was in high school, there was a boy outside the school who blocked me. How was he? Was he deaf with a single punch? Was he scared?"
Xu Xiaoman 's tone was filled with pride. She could tell that she admired her brother as much as all the girls admired her father. Fifteen years ago, the siblings lost their father. Gu Tianyou imagined that she was only eight years old, The older brother, who was four years older than her, was only twelve years old. His mother was sick and had been in bed for many years. The two siblings were dependent on each other. The older brother held her little hand and walked through the rainy season to protect her. Sometimes it was like an umbrella, sometimes it was a mountain. Until one day, in order to protect her sister, she had to leave her hometown and join the army.
Xu Xiaoman 's emotions were a bit mixed, and then she went on to say a lot about her brother. It's like a reminder.
Big Brother was very sacred and great, but his best job was to take the place of his father. In fact, he was just a child at that time, and he couldn't do the best job at all.
Growing up, Xu Xiaoman was a beautiful gentleman, and a young girl needed a boy to beg for help when she was pregnant. However, there was a mountain between Xu Xiaoman and the boy she was begging for. Exercising his father's duty, he chased away all suspicious bad boys. And countless times more free time than most fathers. This girl has never been in love, but she needs love so much. Perhaps this was the reason why she took the initiative to be so humble tonight.
Gu Tianyou sighed in his heart and said with a smile, "It's too late to be afraid now. I've done everything I shouldn't have done."
"If you're scared, just treat me better." Perhaps realizing that this sentence was a little inconsistent, Xu Xiaoman immediately explained, "I mean, you have to perform well in this place. Leave this place, you or you, I or me."
"You don't have to do this. You can call me whenever you need me."
"So good, aren't you afraid that she will be jealous?"
"Eat as you please. You're all right. It's just that I'm too greedy." Gu Tianyou rolled over and lay on his back, saying, "Everyone has the freedom to love and be loved. I first met someone else, then I met you. This is the only difference between you and her."
"So you like me too?" She said happily, "After spending so much money on you a while ago, I always felt that I was being empty in front of you. Now, it's better. So it's because you coveted my beauty that you treated me so well." After saying that, he yawned loudly.
Gu Tianyou gently patted her round buttocks and said, "Go to sleep."
"No, do it again, I don't believe I can't squeeze out your snot."
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