novelWhat Kind of Trick Is This?
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Ling Ping'an was having a headache.
The main thing was that there were two women in front of him.
One woman was already very troublesome.
Let alone two!
Moreover, one of them was a blind date!
Therefore, he felt a headache coming on!
"Two Ladies..." he thought about it and decided that he had to stand up to resolve the current awkwardness.
After all, he was a man, so he had to be responsible.
"Can we not stay here..." He looked at the pairs of eyes that were looking at them.
Vaguely, he heard someone saying, "The heavens are really blind" and "It's actually a competition between two phoenixes".
There were even people sighing, "Women nowadays really worship money. The morals of the world are declining, the morals of the world are declining! I'm going to vote for the Gonghe party this year!"
This made Ling Ping'an's balls hurt a little when he heard this.
Fortunately, these two ladies were quite reasonable.
"Young Master, whatever you say, it's what you want!" He Rourou called out gently with a trembling voice.
Zheng Manjing, on the other hand, was a little reserved.
The little girl nodded slightly."I'll listen to Young Master!"
That made Ling Ping'an feel good.
...
In a leisurely manner, Tao Zhan slowly opened his eyes.
He discovered that he was tied to a chair.
Above his head, an incandescent lamp was swaying.
On the glass window in front, there was a line of bold and enlarged red words: "If you confess, I will be lenient and vice versa."
A valiant-looking woman wearing a military uniform, so beautiful that it made him somewhat frightened, was sitting behind the glass window.
Her eyes were staring at him.
"Who are you?" Tao Zhan immediately struggled."What do you want?"
"I'm Tao Zhan!"
Just then, the female officer clapped her hands, and the entire glass window started to shake.
"Tao Zhan!"
"You know what you've done!"
"Tell me the truth, and maybe I can plead for you in front of the Great Guardian!"
"Otherwise, the Northwest Fiend Prison, the Ryukyu Fiend Prison Tower. You can choose any place to spend the rest of your life!"
"Also, don't even think about committing suicide!"
A dark blue soul in a military uniform and an armband appeared behind the female officer.
On the armband was a skull.
"This is the Soul Reaper I invited from the nether world!"
"Even if you die, your soul will fall into our hands!"
"I promise! The punishment of the nether world will be crueler than the punishment of the living!"
"The current City God of the nether world abhors evildoers even more!"
The ghost in the military uniform stuck out his long tongue and said with a creaking sound, "That's right! My Lady City God abhors evildoers!"
"If you dare to commit suicide!"
"My Lady Chenghuang will definitely prepare a full set of hell meals for you!"
The ghost raised the armband on its shoulder and asked, "Do you see it?"
It stretched out a white bone finger decorated with ghostly flames and pointed at its armband."I am a ghost sent by Chenghuang to patrol the surroundings!"
The armband was written in simplified characters: Federal Empire's law enforcement and supervision unit.
However, Tao Zhan had long been scared to death.
Anyone who suddenly woke up and found that not only had they been arrested, but there was also an officer interrogating them.
There was also the help of a ghost.
They couldn't die even if they wanted to.
Everyone would be scared to death.
This was the Blackguard's latest interrogation method for the past two days.
It was extremely effective against ordinary people!
After all, even the most vicious people were afraid of the Yin Department.
After death, the concept of suffering the punishment of hell was deeply rooted in people's hearts.
However, they didn't know that.
The current Underworld City God was just a grass-root injury.
Therefore, he could only find a place to settle down in the netherworld of the cross slope.
The so-called City God was just a temporary worker, so he didn't have much real law enforcement ability.
As for the six paths of hell?
That was insignificant.
They were still trying to figure it out!
Most importantly, not everyone would become a ghost after they died.
Most People's souls would disappear after they died.
There were only a few cases where, due to various reasons, they didn't dissipate naturally and became ghosts.
As for these ghosts, the Yin Masters didn't have much control over them. They could only think of ways to find them and send them to the cross slope. Only at the cross slope would the city god be the city god!
Nevertheless, this didn't stop the Blackguard from using them to scare people.
Moreover, one scare was one hit.
Tao Zhan was no exception. He was scared out of his wits and was willing to say anything.
Thus, he immediately shouted, "Don't! Don't! I'll confess! I'll confess!"
Compared to death, the scarier thing was after death.
Just looking at the ghost of Yin Si.
Tao Zhan's defenses were completely broken!
...
Ling Ping'an brought two unfamiliar girls to a quiet tea restaurant in the Memorial Hall.
In the tea restaurant, he found the quietest and most remote seat.
"Hey girls, please take a seat!" he said.
The girl called He Rourou looked at him and then carefully sat down.
Then, the blind date introduced by the aunt, who seemed to be called Zheng Manjing, sat down on the other side of the table.
Ling Ping'an shook his head while pulling out his chair.
After he sat down, he picked up the menu and asked the two girls, "What do you two girls want to eat?"
He Rourou answered softly, "I'll eat whatever young master wants to Eat!"
Her voice sounded a little strange, trembling.
She was like Ling Ping'an's roommate in college, who often watched unhealthy movies under the quilt.
But...
It sounded much better than those small movies.
At least, it didn't make people feel nauseous. At least it sounded very comfortable.
Ling Ping'an looked at Zheng Manjing."Where's Miss Zheng?"
Following a nod, she said softly, "I just want a cup of tea!"
Her voice was different from He Rourou's.
This Miss Zheng's voice was very gentle.
It was like a teacher in a kindergarten who always spoke softly.
Moreover, Ling Pingan noticed that this Miss Zheng Manjing's eyes were azure blue, giving off an exotic feeling.
Even though he had face blindness, he still felt that she was very cute.
She gave him the feeling that she was as cute as a newborn baby.
Or perhaps she was a baby killer whale that was following its mother in the ocean.
"Why do I think of her as a baby killer whale?" He shook his head and called the waiter over."Give us two cups of milk tea and one cup of plain tea!"
The waiter then inquired, "Young Master, what kind of milk tea do you want?"
"Whatever!" Ling pingan shrugged."Just serve the best beverage on the menu!"
"Okay!" The waiter bowed politely.
After the waiter leave, Ling Ping'an turned around and saw the two girls sitting across the table with fire in their eyes.
He felt that they looked familiar.
"I-Isn't this the plot of the asura square novels that I've read before?"
"The two female protagonists won't give in to each other..."
"Then... The plot will develop for all sorts of reasons, and the scumbag male protagonist will sleep with them!"
But the problem was...
Ling Ping'an raised his head."I just got to know them!"
Moreover, he wasn't the main character of the asura ring novels.
He wasn't reborn, handsome, or interesting.
Instead, he was just an otaku who wanted to muddle along and wait for death. He wanted to lie down and win equally. He had no fun at all.
Most importantly, he did not know how to appreciate others' beauty.
So...
What kind of trick was this?
Ling Ping'an was curious.
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