novelIdiot woman
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After hitting a rock, he immediately turned around and ran behind a rock, ru ing in circles with this clumsy big guy. When he found an opportunity, Shaoze climbed onto the rock and continued to circle around the rock as if he was watching a green monster lose its target. He needed to circle around the rock at least two or three more times before realizing that his target wasn't in front.
Shaoze opened the grenade and threw it into the monster's gaping mouth. Rumble?? Portrait... The monster's stomach exploded and it fell to the ground.
Besides the Berserker's Bombs, these dead monsters also had a certain chance of dropping bullets.
As expected, Di Chajie found ten bullets under the monster's corpse. As he picked them up, he put them on for Shaoze and said, "I don't know why, but the probability of a bullet exploding out of a monster that was beaten to death by Shaoze was terrifyingly high.
Shaoze baby is really a lucky baby." One had to know that unless one was a very skilled person, they would be able to pass with very few grenade grenades. Usually, when entering the next program, a large amount of grenade's energy would be consumed.
Di Chajie's family of three was obviously not as fast as Di Tianshi, and compared to Di Tianshi, Di Chajie did not seem to care about speed at all.
Di Chajie chatted with his beloved woman as he ate small tofu from time to time. After that, he watched the cute and heroic figure of the Shaoze baby fighting monsters, and the shameless figure only picked up the prizes from behind while being responsible for praising them.
Of course, he was also responsible for prompting: "Shaoze, there's one at the three o'clock direction." Shaoze looked at Di Chajie, the shameless bandit, and quickly pursed his lips. Then he ran towards the direction of three o'clock.
Di Chajie sighed: "Shaoze baby looks so handsome while protecting mother!" And so, Shaoze was satisfied, floating gracefully like a feather! He no longer bothered Yun Hanxiao, and listened to Di Chajie's commands like a soldier, ru ing all over the place, trying his best to kill monsters.
After all, he was still just a child. His strength was still lacking when fighting against this old fox.
The game was not the same as it was in real life.
It won't be because of your child that your strength is inferior to that of an adult.
It was up to the amount of monsters you killed to increase your experience and HP.
So even though Shaoze was the youngest, because of Di Chajie's indulgence, his life force was actually the highest.
If he killed as much as he could, Di Chajie would be even less willing to go out this quickly.
In any case, those people who were holding hands with Yun Hanxiao here, no one saw that no one cared about them, so it was good to be comfortable.
He really wanted to be like this, walking leisurely for the rest of his life.
They felt like a family of three.
The young mother and father held hands as they watched the cute little baby stumble in front as she threw herself at the butterfly, a beautiful scene that appeared in Di Chajie's imagination.
Rumble?? A green monster fell to the ground. Its stomach had been gaping open, and green blood spurted out in all directions?? Young Ze's snow-white face was also splashed with countless little green dots, his eyes that were filled with resentment and anger were shining. He looked a little strange, but Di Chajie still felt that he was incredibly adorable.
Yun Hanxiao was nervous at first, but after a while, she felt that her son had played too well in the game. Coupled with Di Chajie's relaxed and powerful expression, he no longer felt nervous.
However, she had never liked bloody things, nor did she want to try the pleasure of killing monsters by herself. It was as if she came to this game purely as a vase for people to eat and grind their teeth.
"That won't do, Xiao Xiao. You don't even need to fire a single shot. Your experience is too low. Second, your HP is too low. You can't even run anymore." If we can't dodge it, it will be very easy for us to be killed in an instant." Di Chajie put on a smile that was not a smile and reached out to hug Yun Hanxiao in her arms.
Using teaching him how to shoot was a way to openly eat Yun Hanxiao's tender tofu in front of Shaoze.
"Look, like this. Raise your hands and aim them at??" As Di Chajie spoke into Yun Hanxiao's ear, she deliberately used her lips to touch Yun Hanxiao's extremely sensitive earlobe."Eye, sight, a monster's head?? "Bang, bang??" Di Chajie hugged Yun Hanxiao with both of her arms, and using her large hands to hold Yun Hanxiao's small hands, she shot at the green monster in the other direction?? Usually, there would be two or more monsters attacking Shaoze at the same time. Di Chajie would definitely help them get rid of the others, and Shaoze would just have to deal with one of them.
Yun Hanxiao watched as the monster's head exploded and died.
With a cry of shock, his entire body shrank into Di Chajie's embrace?? Di Chajie whined as he swiftly held Yun Hanxiao's waist with one hand.
Yun Hanxiao suddenly thought of something: "Why do you know how to do it in the game?" Just what kind of joke was this, and how could she use such a soft and melodious tone to speak of it? Di Chajie's passion immediately shot up to three meters high??
"Honey, as long as I'm up against you, I can get up any time." Wooo?? Yun Hanxiao blushed so much that she wanted to bite her tongue.
How could he be such an idiot? How could he ask such a question?
However, in this kind of exciting environment, and with Di Chajie, this kind of shameless expert, how could the pure Yun Hanxiao be a match for him.
At this time, Shaoze scuttled over to the green monster that Di Chajie had beaten to death and flipped over, then turned his head and said angrily, "Don't shoot as you please, it's not like there's anything here." He was too stupid, he had actually killed a monster, and he hadn't even dropped a grenade! Di Chajie immediately replied in an obedient ma er: "Sorry, Shaoze, I was too unlucky. Fortunately we have you today, otherwise we wouldn't have enough bullets to use as ammunition to leave the hole." When Shaoze heard this, he felt as though all the bones in his body had become lighter by half.
Without reprimanding him any further, he turned around and continued to bravely move forward.
Oh, it feels so good to be able to protect Mom and Dad.
Even though it was only in the game.
Maybe only in the game.
Therefore, he needed to cherish it even more.
"Big brother is lying. Why hasn't that pretty brother come out yet? I need to go find him. I think they must have already run far, far away. Bao Er, don't lose. Bao Er, want to be pretty brother??" Bao Er chattered as she tugged on Di Tianshi's hair.
's hair was grabbed into a chicken's nest.
Lin Xiaoce also thought that it was doubtful: "Di Chajie has always been very fast, could it be that he directly abandoned that woman in this stage and carried that child to the next stage?" This way, it would explain that Di Chajie was faster than them.
Di Tianshi thought about it, and felt that it was possible.
If it was him, bringing Feng Tian's woman and child out, he would have definitely sacrificed the woman who was obviously an idiot. Carrying the child's companion, then abandoning the child after passing the trial, he would have passed the third trial by himself.
Because death wasn't really death within the game, Feng Tian wouldn't really blame Di Chajie.
Ah, he was too stupid.
How could he make such a low level mistake?
He looked at the entrance of the cave resentfully. He had wasted an hour in vain.
Bastard, Di Chajie is the smartest and most cu ing person.
It was hard to say how many monsters he had killed and how many levels he had levelled up.
After Di Tianshi finished his judgement, he stretched out his hand."Let's go." Once he turned around, he no longer bothered with the battle and quickly brought Lin Xiaoce to the next stage.
Because they were too angry, all the monsters they encountered along the way were beheaded. Their intestines were ripped open, and they died an extremely miserable death! Di Chajie looked at the time and calculated the limit of Di Tianshi's and Di Baoer's endurance. It was about time.
Only then did he raise his head and say to Shaoze, "Let's head out now. We have enough ammunition."
In the next trial, he would encounter some Sandstorm Monsters and the Sandstorm Scorpion.
It would be much faster than these green monsters.
You need to learn more about detours and dodging.
It's easier to deal with the Sand Blood Eagle. If you randomly toss the grenade and it splashes snow on the ground, it will charm your opponent's eyes and prevent it from locking onto you. Then, its attack will not be worth mentioning." Shaoze made an 'oh' sound, then excitedly continued ru ing forward.
At this moment, he was like an ordinary child walking with his parents. Shaoze, who had lost the calmness of a young adult, was even more adorable.
The beautiful apple face emitted a red glow of excitement. Every expression on her face was adorable because of her chubby appearance.
Small fingers, short legs, but wearing a very proper small field combat suit with a mini bulletproof vest. Left hand a gun and right hand a grenade.
There really is no father who would not be proud of such a child.
Di Chajie had a misconception for a while, that even if he had other children in the future, he might not be able to have the same feelings as Shaoze.
Phew... He finally exited the hole.
Looking at the beautiful sunlight, Yun Hanxiao felt as if she had returned to the real world.
It was very different from what happened just now.
The current scene was exactly the same as the desert seen on TV. With a single step, the sand would soften to the touch, but the feeling of heat was not as intense as it was in reality.
Yun Hanxiao almost thought that the scenery was too beautiful, too magnificent.
Just the beauty of the desert, and the discomfort of reducing the environment, this is the magic of computer synthesis.
"From now on, we have to be a bit faster!" Di Chajie bent his eyes, and said to Shaoze in a soft and gentle ma er with a smile.
Shaoze rolled his large eyes, then gently looked forward. He asked suspiciously, "Um, do you know how long it will take them to run out of the cave?" Di Chajie said with certainty: "About ten minutes." A hint of disappointment flashed across Shaoze's face.
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