novelmultifunctional laxative
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Xiao Wu sat down!
Feng Tian opened her eyes wide!
What did this mean? It meant that everyone in Di Chajie was responsible!
This meant??!
Di Chajie's luck was already lower than Earth's, he must be heading into space!
The group of experts sat together, casually discussing the lively topic.
Linghu Xiaojing thought for a while, then said, "Take the medicine!"
Although he did not know what poison Linghu Xiaojing had placed, but from the ruthlessness in his eyes, it was obvious that if killing someone was not a crime, Linghu Xiaojing would poison Di Chajie's food!
Damn, Di Chajie's subordinates actually hated Di Chajie that much.
Di Chajie was a failure.
Feng Tian quickly ignored the dangerous topic, using the chance to make a normal person think, "Young Master Di loves to be jealous the most, let Yun Hanxiao find a guy to go along with her and get intimate with her, making her angry to death."
Yun Hanxiao pouted: "I don't have a man!" It wasn't that she couldn't find him, she just didn't want to attract i ocent people into the show.
Feng Tian hurriedly shook her hands: "I'm fine, I'm fine. Let Zhou Yinshi come over, he's been bored to death living at home, and he's not an ordinary person at all. If I give him a chance to participate in the game, he'll definitely thank us."
The seller had acted so rationally, and he couldn't wait for the seller to count the money for him. Feng Tian, you are ruthless!
"That, that's not good, right?" Yun Hanxiao was hesitant.
The last thing she wanted was someone else to do it.
"There's nothing wrong with that, let me settle it with Zhou Yinshi, you can just take care of your part. Because if we pull a new man over, I'm afraid you won't be worthy to be in the show. Zhou Yinshi is very good, and oh, does he really like you, too? "
"Are you matchmaking her?" Xiao Wu asked in a strange tone.
Feng Tian shuddered. Shut up!
Yun Hanxiao looked at Xiao Wu, and asked i ocently and helplessly: "Xiao Wu, do you want to ask Teacher Zhou Yinshi to help me?"
Her charming eyes blinked.
Xiao Wu was strong and silent for a while, then said: "Feng Tian will handle this matter."
These words had the deepest meaning. It was Feng Tian's idea and it had nothing to do with you and me anyway!
At that time, if Di Chajie wanted to take revenge, he would have a head and a master, and wouldn't harm the i ocent.
Feng Tian wanted to cry. It was okay to discuss it with Yun Hanxiao, but with Xiao Wu, it was simply asking for a beating!
"Yes, Master Fu is right. Everyone has to be in charge of their own matters!" Linghu Xiaojing's eyes lit up, obviously she had not given up on injecting medicine.
Yun Hanxiao timidly asked: "You pla ed to give him that?? That... What kind of medicine did you put in it? "
She didn't have any intention to kill, so she didn't want to use poison!
She did not intend to feed the tiger with her body!
She looked at Linghu Xiaojing, hoping that this strong little girl could understand the worries of an ordinary pregnant woman.
Linghu Xiaojing spat out a red lips as two perfect words appeared in her mind, "Exhaustion medicine!"
Then he added a few words: "Multifunctional laxatives!"
Damn, I even have a multi-function restaurant? What the heck was multifunctional laxatives!?
Linghu Xiaojing never revealed what kind of artistic level the multifunctional laxative had reached.
Therefore, Yun Hanxiao could only guess that it was an efficient medicine that kept Di Chajie and the Lord of the Toilets stuck together for a whole day without wanting to come out.
Shaoze had been trying to think of a better way to get to Dad, but he still felt that multifunctional laxatives might not be a good idea.
After all, good health is a very important thing.
Thus, after hesitating for a long time, he finally said, "Elder Sister Jing adds the medicine, I'll give it to daddy to drink."
Others would respect him so much that Di Chajie would probably not drink it.
A group of people fell!
This child was truly ruthless. He had a bright future ahead of him!
Yun Hanxiao was stu ed, she did not expect her son to say that.
Shaoze thought to himself, I'll dump more than half of it. Elder Sister Jing is so ruthless, maybe there are enough pills in there for elephants, maybe I can make dad stay in the toilet and not come out for half a month. I can at least keep the medicine inside as an ordinary human being.
However, no one else knew what Shaoze was thinking. Most people would think that it was a perverted father and son pair!
Continue the conversation...
Now that everyone had voiced out their thoughts, Yun Hanxiao looked at Xiao Wu once again.
Xiao Wu was depressed.
To tell the truth, there aren't many people who would dare to seriously order him around. Although he appeared to be Di Chajie's bodyguard on the surface, on one hand, he was good at this type of job, on the other hand, he was close to Di Chajie, so back then, the two of them could have carried other people's big sticks on their shoulders. Furthermore, for a period of time, when he was accidentally dragged into the prison, it was Di Chajie who ran around and fought for his life, and even took care of his blind grandmother. That kind of relationship was something that, in the future, he, Xiao Wu, would never be able to compare to.
Other than Di Chajie, he, Xiao Wu, had heard of his grandmother's words before in his life.
Yun Hanxiao was truly a strange woman.
Sometimes, even a small scene could cause her to be so shocked that she didn't dare to move.
Sometimes, normal people would be scared stiff, but she was able to look at it as if it was nothing. She didn't care at all.
Sometimes, she would look at someone's face and see that they were slightly displeased. She knew that they were fleeing far away and would not get close to her.
Xiao Wu clearly didn't want to mess with Di Chajie, but he chose to make things difficult for him.
Given Xiao Wu's imposing ma er, he could naturally ignore him completely.
But looking at Yun Hanxiao's pitiful eyes, it was as if she could do nothing if he did not make the decision.
Xiao Wu sighed in his heart, this was what he owed Di Chajie. Everyone could deal with him!
"I'll be in charge of the end." After a group of people played their game, Di Chajie would probably not be so angry tomorrow.
Upon hearing Xiao Wu's words, everyone cheered.
Although they all wanted to mess with Di Chajie, none of them had the confidence to do so.
Yun Hanxiao's eyes curved, she had started to think of an idea.
"Then I can tell him that if he dares to take Shaoze away from me, I'll take him far away and never come back."
The group looked at Yun Hanxiao and shook their heads. She felt that this idea wasn't too cruel.
Yun Hanxiao was guilty. After thinking for a long time, she said, "Then let me say that I will never again?? "She's talking!" He said the last three words in a whisper, apparently realizing that she was saying them like a schoolboy's trick I'm not going to play with you. It was too boring.
Yun Hanxiao clenched her teeth and said fiercely: "I already said I already have a marriage certificate with Teacher Zhou Yinshi. Right now, there is no longer any reason for him to snatch the custody of Shaoze! "
Hearing that, Feng Tian clapped: "This is good, this is good! Di Chajie would not be worried if he was ruthless enough. I think it's best if Zhou Yinshi changed into the new dress that only the groom would wear, and went to shave his beard and cut his hair, making it look like that? "
Yun Hanxiao said: "That is so expensive, I have no money, and have no reason to let Zhou Yinshi spend it on himself."
Shaoze waved his hands happily."I have my own. My dad gave me a gold card. We can get my dad's card, buy clothes for my mom's new husband, and then let dad look at the bill, hehe??"
Everyone kept giving Shaoze a 'you're so poisonous' look.
Shaoze stopped laughing and timidly asked, "Am I being too excessive?"
The group nodded.
Shaoze said, "That, am I..." "You guys??"
Feng Tian finally said: "Although this is too much, we feel that this plan is feasible!"
Thus, the plan was made to act separately.
Feng Tian immediately brought Shaoze to meet Zhou Yinshi. Shaoze accompanied Zhou Yinshi in fixing her hair. Feng Tian took out the dimensions of Zhou Yinshi's clothes to buy new shoes and successfully swiped Di Chajie's card.
Linghu Xiaojing went to mix the mysterious, comprehensive laxative.
Yun Hanxiao changed her clothes and put on some light makeup.
In three hours, everything was done.
Zhou Yinshi came back to pick Yun Hanxiao up.
Everything looked so perfect.
A bride and groom, a perfect couple, plus a small golden boy and two bridesmaids. It was almost as if he had sprinkled the petals of a flower with gold powder.
Zhou Yinshi and Yun Hanxiao matched their lines a little. The two were originally familiar with each other, and it was not the first time they had met each other. A little awkwardness within the people's heart had already turned into mutual hostility towards Di Chajie.
Zhou Yinshi was originally as slow as Yun Hanxiao to begin with.
One of the advantages of being a dull person is that it makes you feel slightly enigmatic. Sometimes it was easier to believe.
When they set out on their journey, with such a large lineup, Yun Hanxiao could not help but start to feel a little worried: "About that, let's do this??"
"No return arrow." Linghu Xiaojing's indifferent sentence stopped Yun Hanxiao from speaking any further.
Yeah, some things can't be regretted just before the battle.
Yun Hanxiao did not speak, and nodded.
In fact, she had the same intention as Shaoze, for fear that the medicine would be too scary.
Zhou Yinshi said: "I won't let others steal your Shaoze. Little Xiao, it's fine if you're faking a marriage, but it's also fine if you're really going to get married."You know??"
Yun Hanxiao was a little touched, but she didn't know how to reply in front of so many people.
Linghu Xiaojing was displeased, "She is Di Chajie's woman, and today she is just playing around. Don't misunderstand your idea, she is blind."
At this time, Linghu Xiaojing consciously stood on Di Chajie's side.
What a joke, Di Chajie was a friend of Xiao Wu's master, so how could Di Chajie's woman be taken care of by this man?
Although Zhou Yinshi was always wearing fresh clothes, he was extremely tall and handsome. However, it was unable to enter Miss Jing's eyes.
Feng Tian said unhappily: How can you say that? "No wonder no one dares to chase a girl like you. With how you live your life without saying anything and spout spiteful words at me, it's probably impossible for me to find a man to want you in eight lifetimes, right?"
Linghu Xiaojing was enraged: "You, you, what's so good about you, you think that just because you have a man you can be taken care of?!"
"Of course, no matter how bad I am, I still have Situ Junxiu waiting for me there? "Hum, hum, hum??" Feng Tian said proudly.
"He is really persistent towards you. He has been pursuing you unswervingly for so many years." Xiao Wu touched his chin in confusion.
Feng Tian forced a smile: "About that, of course!"
Linghu Xiaojing knew that if her master said a few more words, then she would definitely be making her preparations to make things difficult for Yue Yang, so she tactfully added on: "Oh, then why is that so?"
"I think Feng Tian once played a game with Di Tianshi and the others and took off her clothes??" Xiao Wu said lightly.
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