novelI'll Pluck Your Tongue Out If You Continue Spouting Nonsense!
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Chapter 331: I'll Pluck Your Tongue Out If You Continue Spouting Nonsense!
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
Gu Mengmeng said helplessly, "Just you and Elvis. My left guard and my right guard. That's not bad."
Lea, however, shook his head and said with a regretful look, " Although I also want to have more opportunities and sufficient reason to stay by your side, I'm afraid the witch doctor and tribe leader can't take up the role of a guard. This is to prevent anyone from having too much authority which might cause biases when carrying out the commands of the mighty messenger."
Gu Mengmeng had quite a headache. Although she knew almost everyone in the tribe, she could only name a handful of them...
Rubbing her brows, Gu Mengmeng looked towards Elvis and asked him, "Hubby, can you decide for me?"
Elvis's heart ached. He was not the least willing to trap Gu Mengmeng in all these troubling matters but her identity destined that this kind of trouble was just the beginning and he.... could not stop it.
He kissed Gu Mengmeng's forehead and said helplessly, "I can't interfere in anything within the boundaries of religious authority."
"What do you mean?" Gu Mengmeng's face fell as she said, "Say words a human can understand."
Elvis broke out in laughter by Gu Mengmeng's sullen little look. Everyone wished to be a messenger of the Beast Deity and he also met a few who tried to bluff and deceive their way through. All of their postures and aura were better than Gu Mengmeng and they looked as if they could get whatever they wanted, standing at a position above the rest of the public. However, just so coincidentally, Gu Mengmeng, the genuine messenger of the Beast Deity, was so indifferent towards this religious authority. She looked as if this authority of the messenger could not even match to that of a roasted sweet potato from the cave.
"The messenger of the Beast Deity has dictatorship. Strictly speaking.... Lea and I are your subordinates first, then your partner and beast pet."
Gu Mengmeng slapped Elvis's chest and growled fiercely, "Why are you also harping on the issue of beast pets? Can you not raise this issue?!"
Elvis nodded and said, "As your wish, my mighty messenger."
Gu Mengmeng started being impatient at this kind of bureaucratic matters. Thus, she casually pointed at Sandy and said, "I choose Sandy and Maya. Let both of them be my guards. It's better if they can pacify my sons when they've nothing on their hands."
Lea whispered to Gu Mengmeng, "Your guards must be males because they're going to become the messenger's sharp claws and fangs and also the messenger's shield and armor. Sandy and Maya.... are too weak, they'll get killed."
Gu Mengmeng shrugged her arm in irritation and looked at Lea, saying, "I can't do this and can't do that. How about you name some candidates for me to choose from?"
Lea stepped a step backwards and looked at Gu Mengmeng innocently."Even your First Partner can't interfere with your religious authority. I'm just a mere beast pet.... and a beast pet who can't receive your favor. I don't have the right to make thoughtless comments."
"I'll pluck your tongue out if you continue spouting nonsense!" Gu Mengmeng squeezed this sentence out from the gaps of her tightly clenched teeth.
Lea, on the other hand, blinked his eyes pitifully and then...
He stuck his damn tongue out.
Gu Mengmeng slapped his jaw hard, causing Lea to bite his own tongue after being caught off guard. Blood filled his entire mouth but luckily he was not seriously injured. In the end, Gu Mengmeng did not use her entire strength and just committed that act with some intention to tease and punish him.
Lea looked at Gu Mengmeng while blinking his long and affectionate eyes. He leaned his shoulder on the side of Gu Mengmeng's feet and asked ambiguously, "Is this punishment enough? Actually... you can punish me even more."
"Get lost!" Gu Mengmeng finally could not hold back anymore and she howled at the top of her voice.
"Mighty messenger, cease your anger!"
"Mighty messenger, cease your anger!"
Gu Mengmeng's howl caused her fellow tribesman to kneel again after standing up for just a short while.
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