novelThe Messenger Is A Moron
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Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
The faithful messenger went pale, and it was unknown whether it was because he was beaten up by Elvis or because he was scared by Gu Mengmeng. Looking at Gu Mengmeng, he stuttered, "Beast Deity... Why would the Beast Deity give you the beast skin?"
Gu Mengmeng suddenly covered her smile and laughed, looking at the faithful messenger with a "you idiot" expression. Shaking her head, she slowly drew circles in front of the faithful messenger while replying with an accent, "Obviously it's because... the Beast Deity is my daddy, duh."
The eyes of the faithful messenger opened even wider, beyond what Gu Mengmeng thought was possible, making his original hideous expression seem even more comical, looking like some emoticon.
The faithful messenger swallowed his saliva carefully asking, "Isn't your daddy..."
Before he could finish speaking, his attention was diverted to Lea, who was in the distance.
Gu Mengmeng's expression darkened, while sneering inside: This faithful messenger she had never met not only knew her name but also how she called Lea her daddy. Even an idiot wouldn't believe that there wasn't a mole.
Gu Mengmeng regained her calm and did not give the faithful messenger much him to figure out her thoughts, only asking with a mocking tone, "Why? Did your Mother Beast only have one partner?"
The color in the faithful messenger's face instantly turned from white to green.
He really could not imagine, what kind of female, could make even the Beast Deity willing to become one of her many beast partners. Suddenly, he realized, the background of the little female in front of him cannot be underestimated. The strongest person in her family isn't even the Beast Deity? Who is her Mother Beast? What kind of background does she have?
All the questions were blowing up in his head. He struggled to move, and Elvis immediately lifted up Gu Mengmeng at light speed, backing off and got into a position where he was ready to attack or defend. However, the faithful messenger did not get up, merely flipped over and crawled into a kneeling posture. He gave Gu Mengmeng a huge salute, one that was similar to the Tibetan pilgrimage, stuttering while he tolerated the excruciating pain in his body,
"Sagua, representing Sauder, welcomes the messengers of the Beast Deity back to the tribe."
Gu Mengmeng thought, isn't this guy too easy to fool? Did he really think the Beast Deity was her father?
Silently, she thought: Moron!
However, she remained cold on the surface, saying, "Don't change the topic. You damaged the item gifted to me by the Beast Deity, what are you going to do about it?"
It was clear Sagua's body was quivering. Afraid to raise his head, he maintained a crawling posture, "It will be up to Miss Messenger to decide. Whatever you say, will be whatever I will do."
Finally, Gu Mengmeng smiled, so wide like the shining sun, so bright one could not open their eyes. Seeming like she was in a good mood, she patted Elvis, gesturing for him to let her down.
Elvis knew Sagua could probably not cause any more trouble, but still remained on alert, protecting her from an arm's length away with cautiousness.
Gu Mengmeng was clearly more forgiving this time. Taking a few steps forward, she touched the back of Sagua's head with a "You're really cooperative" expression, "As for me, I'm not an unreasonable person. If I tell you to look for the Beast Deity and beg for an exact same piece, I suppose you don't have that ability, anyway. How about, you strip the one you have off your body, and give it to me as a compensation?"
Sagua went stiff and started shaking even more than before. A urine odor was followed by liquid that flowed out from under his body.
Was he... scared till he peed?
The tribe messengers of the Beast Deity, are just like this after all, how did such morals survive through centuries in the beast world?
Gu Mengmeng sneered and continued, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. The witch doctors in our tribe have excellent skills, ripping skin off is no difficult task to them. I can assure you that they can peel off a perfect piece. Furthermore, they are nimble, so you wouldn't be in pain for too long. Oh, by the way, he is very good at healing, so I can assure that after you get your skin ripped off, you will - not - die!"
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