novelA Mission and Money
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Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
As Zhao Yao used the power of illusion, his eyes flashed bright red. He controlled Old Cat to help him translate.
This was a skill he had discovered today. He could now use the powers of Old Cat to speak Japanese without having any side effects or worrying that Old Cat would play some cheap tricks on him.
Kaede Hattori stared at the adjutant officer and frowned a little before waving him off, "I don't have anything that requires your help. Go off and prepare for the battle now."
He looked at Kaede Hattori with the gaze of a tough and aggressive man that would not be easily convinced.
Seeing how resolutely Kaede Hattori rejected him, Zhao Yao came up with a plan.
After he stepped away, he found the apostle he was posing as and knocked him out. He then hid him away, before looking for other police officers to question about Kaede Hattori.
He found a plump loner and pulled him aside, whispering, "Do you know what happened to Inspector Hattori? He barked at me so intensely just now."
"How do you not know?" That fatty said in disbelief, "News has already spread throughout the whole Special Higher Police force... His younger brother's penis exploded."
Old Cat heard this and translated, "Because his younger brother's penis exploded."
"Huh?" Zhao Yao was confused, "What's so bad about his younger brother building a castle[1]?"
Zhao Yao's still controlled Old Cat, so he had to translate despite rolling his eyes exasperatedly, "What's wrong with that?"
"His younger brother's penis exploded! How is that not serious?" The fatty exclaimed, "If that happened to my younger brother, I would kill the guy who did it!" and left fuming.
"What's up with him, " Zhao Yao was still confused and went to find another person. He saw a skinny guy who had just come out from the forest after a pee and walked right up to him. He pulled him aside to ask, "Why is Inspector Hattori so upset?"
"His younger brother's penis exploded. Do you think he should be happy about that?" The skinny guy shook his head, "I feel bad for Mr. Hattori. His younger brother lost his manhood at such a young age. I heard that there are already three adjutant officers who have been beaten up by him so badly they fractured their bones. Mr. Yamada, you should be careful as well."
"What the heck?..." Zhao Yao was left speechless, "What are these Japanese people thinking..." he thought to himself as he stroked his chin, "Could it be that he was jealous of his younger brother building a castle? So the mission is to help him build one as well?"
As Old Cat was being controlled by Zhao Yao in order to translate for him but he was unable to show him some of the nuances of the sentences. This led to Zhao Yao grossly misinterpreting the information about Kaede Hattori.
Confident he mastered the situation, Zhao Yao walked up to Kaede Hattori and controlled Old Cat to say, "Inspector Hattori, if you need my assistance, I can make you as strong as your younger brother."
"What?" Kaede Hattori raised his head sharply with a dangerous glare in his eyes, "Are you mocking me? Mr. Yamada, are you unhappy with me about something?"
"What the heck? When did I mock him? Are all these Japanese people crazy?" Zhao Yao was perplexed. He controlled Old Cat again to say, "Inspector, I have no intention to mock you. I really just want to help you."
Kaede Hattori stared deeply at Zhao Yao for a while. As if he could sense his sincerity, he did not beat him up and only said, "Then just prepare yourself well for the upcoming battle."
Rejected twice, Zhao Yao was irritated. The mission from this person in front of him was a bit difficult to take up, should he resort to force? Or should he use the Sixth Sense illusion?
"Let's just try using the Sixth Sense illusion for now. Anyway if it doesn't work, it will just make me a bit lazier."
Because of the low success rate and high laziness rate of the Sixth Sense illusion, Zhao Yao had stopped using it ever since he had tried it at the prison.
Thinking about it now, it had been a while since the Cat King of the West implanted a stream of idleness in his heart. It should have mostly dispelled by now. Technically, he could give the Sixth Sense illusion a try.
As he thought of this, Zhao Yao's eyes brightened and activated the Sixth Sense illusion at once, "Trust me!"
Invisible waves surrounded Kaede Hattori, who frowned before suddenly turning to Zhao Yao and asking sincerely, "Do you have anything I can help you with?"
"God d*mn it, " Zhao Yao rolled his eyes. I'm here to help him, and this r*tard now wants to help me?"
Zhao Yao glanced at him and said, "Let me help you, Inspector Hattori. I am the kind of person who cannot stand not helping someone for a day. Just give me a mission."
"You want me to give you a mission?" Kaede Hattori, who was now under the influence of Zhao Yao's Sixth Sense illusion, replied immediately, "Sure, I'll give you a mission. Later when we attack the Spirit Army's base in the mountains, help me catch the supercat called Momo. Don't let her escape. She is the ringleader of the Spirit Army, if we don't catch her, our efforts would be futile no matter how many times we destroy the Spirit Army."
Mission: Catch Momo
Mission Objective: Catch Momo, the mastermind of the Spirit Army, for Kaede Hattori.
Reward: 3000 experience points
Punishment: None
"Oh?" Zhao Yao's eyes brightened, "This mission is worth so many experience points, but..." He looked at the burning exclamation mark that was still floating above Kaede Hattori's head which meant that Zhao Yao had still not received that mission.
Zhao Yao asked again, "Do you have other missions?"
"Other missions?" Kaede Hattori's eyes flashed with vengeance, "Let me give you a long term mission. Find out who hurt my younger brother."
"Hurt your younger brother?" Zhao Yao was puzzled for a moment before he realized what had happened, "F*ck, that means his penis really exploded? Who could be so ruthless?"
Mission: Find Diao Bao
Mission Objective: Find out the real identity of the criminal Diao Bao and tell Kaede Hattori.
Reward: 3000 experience points
Punishment: None
"Wow, both missions are worth 3000 experience points?" Zhao Yao was excited. A burning exclamation mark was indeed different, giving him two big missions at once. Zhao Yao raised his head and stared at the burning exclamation mark again. It was still there above Kaede Hattori's head which dissatisfied Zhao Yao.
"What mission is that? The special mission last time had a bag of royal catmint as a reward. What would it be this time?"
No matter how many times Zhao Yao asked, Kaede Hattori did not need his help. Zhao Yao could only leave at this point and resolved to think of another opportunity to get that special mission.
However, the Special Higher Police started moving after a few minutes and attacked the base of the Spirit Army in the mountains.
The Spirit Army was much weaker than the Special Higher Police, but given their ability to be re-created even after being destroyed, the Special Higher Police refrained from attacking them recklessly.
However, the elite forces within the Spirit Army had been wiped out by Bai Quan. This gave the Special Higher Police the upper hand were they to attack them this moment. True to form, the Special Higher Police wiped out the spirits with ease. The Spirit Army was no match for them.
The Special Higher Police fought their way in without much trouble and reached the depths of the base in no time, surrounding Momo and the remaining spirits.
This was a moment of life and death. Momo cast her ultimate skill – Throwing Money.
Boxes after boxes of Japanese money were thrown around. The whole Special Higher Police was captivated by the sight. Some police officers thoughtlessly bent down to pick up the money from the floor.
But the moment they picked up the money, wisps of black smoke emanated from their bodies, turning them into spirits.
Kaede Hattori shouted at the top of his voice, "All of you don't pick up the money! This is a trap!"
The Special Higher Police stopped immediately upon hearing Kaede Hattori's words. However, a black shadow could be seen flying around and picking up all the money that Momo threw out.
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[1] Diao bao (penis) sounds similar to building a castle in Chinese
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